A Day Off

Next Monday we get the day off from Golf League due to the 4th of July Weekend. I'm happy but im not. Im happy because i dont have to get up early and have a headache from not getting enough sleep. Im not because i like golfing; it's fun. I have discovered i have 2 loose teeth. One of 'em is more loose than the other. i forgot what it feels like because it's been so long since i lost a tooth. Not kidding.

Tonight Me, Paige and Dad might go see a movie. I truthfully dont know. Im trying to remember what was the last movie i saw but i dont remember. It wasnt that long ago, i just dont remember. Hmm.

On The Menu:
Chicken
Water
Dont know what else...

Ooh i just remembered something, today i got my lowest score in Golf yet. I also got a birdie!!!! When i went with Will & Logan the other day i got a par so i keep improving more and more. Jeez im awesome :)

Zach

Why is Summer...

...Going so fast? It's like you blink and whoops July is in two days. Im not kidding. My shoulder hurts soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bad from a nasty sunburn i got on my shoulder. I am in so much pain!!!! If the computer had sad faces, i would put a lot on right about...now. A big thank-you to the person who invented Aloe Vera Gel. It feels so good!!

Now, something that makes me laugh:

When girls are crying and they put too much eye stuff on and it runs down there face and you cant heat a word they're saying.

That is rich.

Ima just gonna relax for a while...

Zach

My Saturday So Far

I went swimming with Will and Joe and i might go see a movie tonight with my family. That's pretty much it. Last night Jared, Paige and me went to Kathy & Dennis's to hang out while my mom and Kathy went looking for gifts for my cousin's fiance's bridal shower. That was a long sentence. I need to take a shower but Jared is taking WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too long.

I hate allergies!!!!! I'm allergic to Chlorine so when i swim i sneeze alot and my eyes ocassionally get puffy. When i tell people i'm allergic to Chlorine they're all, " Oh that stinks you cant go swimming!" So then i have to explain to them that i can swim and i would die if i couldnt swim, et cetera et cetera. Well.

I had a slice of Pizza at the pool and oh my gosh it was so good. Something i dont like on Pizza is where the tomatoes are actually on the Pizza. I dont like it at all. i just dont. I like Pizza, I like Ketchup, but i cannot do real tomatoes. However, David loves tomatoes. Good for him. He isn't the pickiest person in the world and doesn't mind trying new things. Good for him.

Jared is still in the bathroom probably applying his makeup (just kidding...or am i?) Okay let me tell you something weird about Jared: He has Started watching What Not To Wear. So all of a sudden Jared is some big "Fashionista"? I dont think so. He started watching because it was after Jon & Kate Plus 8 (A show almost everyone in our family watches) Now, he always says, "Paige that doesn't match at all!". I personally think the show is mean. Critisizing people who have done nothing but wear clothes is not cool. Hold on my dog is barking...

...I didnt see anything. Anyway, I dont like What Not To Wear.

Zach

Not Too Long of a Post

Because I'm about to go golfing with Will so im going to try and make this quick. I'm REALLY glad Will called because i went to the Driving Range this morning with my cousins and Jared but we got rained out so i have a second chance and a fun time coming up. Ill have to keep running up the stairs to see if he's here because our darn doorbell doesn't work.

Yeah, i got soaking wet this morning. Not the fun experience i was hoping for but it was still fun talking with Josh and Chase. I was pretty tired but i didn't take a nap. Naps are useless. You should already know that if you've been a faithful viewer of Zach Thoughts/Yabomania, back when it was just Yabomania and all Black. A lot has changed in the last two and a half months.

Will will probably be here any minute so i will go now. Wish me luck on improving my golfing skills!!!!!

Zach

Yesterday; Today

Yesterday was my cousin Chase's birthday so we went to this place and bowled (which was awesome), played Lazer Tag (which also awesome) and did go karts (which again was really awesome). I had an awesome day. Bowling was fun because we all stunk (actually Kathy & Dennis (my uncle and aunt; Chase's parents) dominated everyone.) Paige thought she did good and was bragging that she beat almost everyone. That's because she had bumpers. Yeah. No one else did. Yeah.

Now, Lazer Tag was my favorite part of the day because the teams were Me, Jared and Reece (my other cousin) and Kathy, Paige and Chase. We rocked on and won. It was fun because it was just family and you never know when someone is going to pop out and scare you and there were some dark places in there that i did not want to where they lead to. There was also ramps you could go up and they lead to a fort and that was basically my teams fort. I liked to run around though.

Go karts was also cool but i was awful. I couldnt fully reach the gas so i kept stopping and people ran into me. But, once everyone passed me it was just me and it was alot better. Kathy and Dennis have my sincerest Gratitude and thanks because i had an awesome time. Thank you both!!!!

Right now Jared is getting fireworks. FUN FUN FUN!!!!! but also DANGEROUS DANGEROUS DANGEROUS!!!!!! its a good thing im SAFE SAFE SAFE!!!!!!!

Fresno State creamed Georgia last night in a decent comeback and the final score was 19-10. Tonight is the Championship Game! Let's get a win for Fresno!!!!!

Color Me Gone,

Zach

Keeping Track of Golf Scores is Overrated

That's what we decided today. I personally didn't care if we kept score or not but Will & Logan didn't wanna keep track. Will's new nickname is Mulligan because he wanted one when he messed up and i knew what it meant...after he was done explaining it to me. Im hoping Fresno State wins tonight and tomorrow because that needs to happen for them to win. They already have one loss. Not Good. im running up and down the stairs because im watching a TV show that my downstairs TV doesn't get and i really like this show. Be Right Back.

Okay, im watching To Tell The Truth and for the first round they're trying to found out who is the owner of last silent movie theatre in the United States. It's #2. He looks like a freak and had the best answers. Of course i was wrong but three people from the panel agreed and so did the audience. The real person didn't get any votes. In the next round, they have to figure which lady taught their pet Squirrel to water ski. They have footage of this squirrel.

Okay, im done for today!

Zach

Home Alone (Not the Movie)

I am home alone right now and im not talking about the movie with the blonde kid who thinks he's all that. It's just me and Kobe (my rather large dog) and im fine. i dont like it at night though because the house is creaking, its dark out and people are walking their dogs and Kobe is barking at those dogs which freaks me out and it gets kinda scary. I stayed up till 2 o'clock last night waiting for my mom to come. Her flight was delayed so i was left waiting, waiting,waiting. True Story. /I gotsta remember to bring money for Golf League tomorrow so i dont have to borrow 2 dollars from Logan. I usually get Nachos and whatever kind of pop i'm in the mood for.

Anyway, the reason im home alone is because Jared (who just golfs and golfs and golfs) went golfing (there's a shock) with his friend and Paige has a softball game and Mom went to that and Dad is in a Golf Tournament and what do you know im stuck hear blogging. I am disappointed at something: i haven't gone swimming yet this Summer. I want to, but i haven't. Our family is too "busy"(if you could see me on this blog right now, i would to the quotation marks with my fingers.) I mean honestly, are there not enough hours in the day or something? I don't know.

I am hungry right now. Hmm.

Zach

Stanford Says C'ya

Stanford has sadly left the building and now i'm all for Fresno State. The underdogs will dominate...you'll see. Actually, Georgia knocked out my team so im not rooting for them and i've never really liked North Carolina for some reason so, i have no other choice. But Stanford has truly let me down. I have a shirt and hat and now they just leave, oh goodbye we're too cool for the CWS we just too awesome. Well, atleast they probably have a good chance of getting their Bachelor's degree because i hear alot of smart people attend Stanford. I may be wrong.

My mom is returning from a much deserved vacation she had with her friends. I just fell off my computer chair because i was leaning back on it. That's the second time i fell in the basement today. I did this morning. Hold on. Gotta go eat but i'm not done with my post...

I'm back. I ate steak; it was really good. Right now i am watching Wheel of Fortune and there is a nice lady whois all, "Good job, nice job, way da go!" Too bad there weren't more like that.

I have found myself sighing so i guess im gonna sign off for now.

Zach

I'm Back...

...And better than ever. Actually, i am currently battling a headache and it aint pretty. I have had it almost all day but i have still been laughing and having fun so its all good. From what i've heard, Stanford (my team) is still in the running for the CWS title. Miami and LSU (shucks) have been eliminated so here's how it is:

Eliminated:
Florida State
Miami
Rice
LSU

Remaining:
Stanford
Georgia
Fresno State
North Carolina

Tomorrow Georgia and Stanford play. C'mon Stanford!!!!!!!!!

I had a AWESOME time while camping with my grandparents. The 4-wheelers were amzingly awesome and we went to some sand dunes and stuff and it was just explainable in a good way.
We also went fishing and i caught a catfish i've caught 5 fish in my entire life:
Gar, while camping with my grandparents
Bass, At Eric's cabin
Big Mouth Bass, While fishing with David
Bass, again at Eric's cabin
Catfish, Today
(Respectively)

My head is about explode so sadly i will now end my post.

Color Me Gone,

Zach

Sorry

Sorry i haven't been able to post lately. Saturday i was being lazy. Sunday i went to breakfast with my mom's family, i went to a play, and then i went to dinner with my dad's family. Monday i had golf league and then the rest of the day i was gone. Can you blame me for not finding time to post. No, you can't.

I must inform you that this might be my last post until Friday night. I am going camping with my grandparents. I don't mind not being able to post because camping with my gandparents is just plain awesome. They've got 4-wheelers and we go fishing and it's all fun and awesome.

For those of you who aren't aware of the College World Series and where the teams stand, as of right now it goes like like this:

Game One:
Stanford-16-Winner
Florida State-5

Game Two:
Georgia-7-Winner
Miami-4

Game Three:
Fresno State-13-Winner
Rice-10

Game Four:
LSU-8
North Carolina-17-Winner

Game Five:
Florida State-5-Eliminated
Miami-7-Winner

Game Six:
Stanford-3
Georgia-4-Winner

Future Games:

Game Seven:
Rice
LSU-My Pick

Game Eight:
Fresno State-My Pick
North Carolina

Game Nine:
Stanford-My Pick
Miami

I want Stanford to win it all. I have a Stanford shirt and hat and i was really disappointed at their loss last night.

I might keep you updated with the CWS.

Color Me Gone,

Zach

Papa John's Pizza; Allergies

The first one is probably the most awesome type of pizza. I mean seriously. I am literally drooling just typing about it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Today is Friday; my favorite day. Actually, i usually write Friday like this: Fr!day. The exclamation mark replaces the "i" because an exclamation mark means excitement and i am usually excited about Fridays. Makes sense, right?

Allergies:
I hate them. I have them and you sneeze constantly and you have to itch nose over an over and over again. And the headaches are the worst part for me. Uhhhhh. Headaches. Awful with a capital "A". Yeah, i said it. Now i hope the headaches will fear me and won't come back. That'll show 'em. Yeah Right.

So i think all the water ballons are actually gone. So i put "water balloons" on the store list because they're awesome even though they have a dark side (laptop). Actually, it was definetly Jared's fault. He shouldn't have had a water balloon on the laptop in ther first place!!!!! nMy mom has done something with a warranty and made phone calls and apparently our "motherload" is like crashed or something. Something. Golly i wish they didn't have all these annoying terms that mean nothing to people like me who, let's just say, aren't the brightest rays of sunshine. Yeah.

Color Me Gone,

Zach

Warning

This day is Bananas: B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
This day is Bananas: B-A-N-A-N-A-S!


This is a warning to get ready for something awesome. Even though it probably won't happen for a while, i have already started thinking about what i'm gonna do for my 100th blog entry!!! Hopefully i can do something big. No, not big. Huge. Ginormous. I've been thinking about like writing the longest post ever. Who knows. I've got plenty of time to think about it.

Bored outta my head today. There's something new. I had Taco Bell for lunch. Wow. I don't have much to say today. I keep skipping line so this entry will take up a lot of room, then i realize it doesn't matter how long it is; it will still be a short read. But maybe that's a good thing about Zach Thoughts/Yabomania. You can visit it everyday and it doesn't take too long.

On the poll, i just put my name on the ballot to be all full of myself in a sarcastic way but half of the votes are for me :).

Color Me Gone,

Zach

Something I Don't Like

Something I don't like...Headaches. But then again, who doesn't. They're annoying, painful, tring, et cetera, et cetera. I hate to say that i have a headache right now and its not making my boat float. It just isn't. I have been very lazy today. On the game show network, i watched To Tell The True, Friend or Foe, and The Weakest Link. Then i watched Jon & Kate Plus 8. Occasionally i will go outside and lay down on our big swing and rock myself on it. That's pretty much a day in the life of Zach. Actually, it isn't. All days are different. Some are more enjoyable than others. But that's life.

I'm hungry.

On The Menu:
Ham
Corn on the Cob
Blueberry Muffins
Water

Doesn't that sound nifty? It does to me.

Color Me Gone,

Zach

PS Josh, i need my random thoughts!!!

I am Psychic

jIt's true. No, it isn't, but it feels like it sometimes.

Yesterday, i just randomly guessed that either Liz or Kristen would be the next "Mole" victims and guess who was; Liz. Diss. But, that happens all the time. Like, for example, if i'm reading a book and the TV is on, i might read the name "Nick" and the name "Nick" is said on the TV. Maybe i'm psychic, maybe it's karma, or maybe i'm just awesome. Probably karma.

Right now i am watching a movie about the murder of JonBenet Ramsey. I'm not that into murders and stuff but sometimes i see it when i'm flipping channels and i stop on the channels and whenever i watch this stuff i end up regretting it because i end up having nightmares but once i see it i get really into it and can't stop no matter how much i want to. It's really sad and i wish i had atleast a little bit of self-control. Oh well. They just found a hair. Evidence!!!! You know, atleast i'm not lying about what i am currently doing. If i were to say, that i was just hanging out and not doing anything really, that would be a straight-up lie. And that's not what i'm about. Period.

I'm back. I was emptying the dishwasher and it just proved to me that i dont know where a lot of things go. I had to ask Jared and Page where some things go. Speaking of chores, i have a funny story:

Jared was reading the chore list and he said i had to fold towels and wash clothes and put them away. I kept saying that i didn't have to because my mom had already told me what to do. We kept arguing about it until i looked at and it said wash cloths, meaning i had to fold towels and the wash cloths. We all have our moments i guess :)

That's it for now!

Zach

The Mole

Here are tonight's results:
Kristen- Exemption
Mark- Exemption
Paul- Exemption
Clay- Safe
Alex- Safe
Victoria- Safe
Bobby- Safe
Liz- The Next Victim

Everyone else is safe

Zach

Et Cetera, Et Cetera

HI! THE MOLE is on tonight which will be awesome no matter what you say. Clay is definetly the mole. I didn't hear him talk ONCE! I also think it might Paul. He could've grabbed the bag of money but he didn't... it looked totally fake. Hmm. Today was my first day of Golf. I'm came in last place with a score of 79. Logan came in 3rd with a score of 70. Will came in 2nd with a score of 54. A kid named Ben who got partnered with us came in 1st with a score of 44. He did not make my boat float. Not because he beat us all, just beacause he was a bragger.

He kept saying, "This course is waaay too easy for me." He gave Logan advice A LOT and it didn't work so it was like, yeah right. Plus, i cannot keep track of the scorecard pencils. They're small. So he decided to keep track of it and let me have the scorecard because "It will be really hard to lose that." I really dont think he liked me. Fine. Maybe it was because of my fun-lovin' personality and my unique sense of humor. Wow. It's easy to brag about myself. No, i'm kidding. That's just a rude thing to do. Period.

I have a new random question that makes me laugh: So, what are your goals in life? I don't know about you, but I think it's hilarious.

Quote Time:

" Facts are the enemy of truth"
~ Don Quixote ~ "Man of La Mancha"

Man of La Macha. What a title. Unless, that's like a country or something. I'm pretty sure it's like, a book.

That's all for now!

Zach

PS I might blog about THE MOLE tonight.

G'Morning

G'Morning Yabomaniacs! Well, it may have just been a day since the last time i posted an entry, but to me it feels like it's been awhile. I have a random topic today: My Wrist.

What's up woth that bump. We learned about bones in Science class and i don't remember talking about the big ole bump in your wrist. When i was 3 years old i had an oversized lymphone in my neck and it had to be removed. The bump in my wrist looks like that. When i type it looks like it's not suppose to be there, like another oversized lymphone.

Okay, there was something just going on with like the formatting or something. It's doing it again! they made "somethings go to a different paragraph. It's doing it again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is gonna look like i did this while asleep. But actually i've been up since 8:15 am. It's about 10 o'clock currently. Oh thats not fair. Now it's doing the right thing and not being creepy. Computers are just so weird and annoying some times.

Quote Time:

"To him that you tell your secret you resign you liberty"

~ Anonymous

If that means what i think it means, i've resigned my liberty to a lot of people and they've done the same to me
(which is a surprise considering i'm the worst secret-keeper that you will ever meet in your entire lifetime.)

Okay, that's all for now.

Zach

A New Section

There is a new section of blog. It's called Quote Time. I'll give two examples:

"To be willing to sufer in order to create is one thing; to realize one's creation necessitates one's suffering, that suffering is one of Gods greatest gifts, is almost to reach a mystical solution to evil"
- John William Navin Sullivan (1886-1937) American Mathematician

"Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance concientious stupidty"
- Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. (1929-1968) Black Rights Activist

That is very deep. And when i say that, i'm not being my normally sarcastic self. I'm serious (i dont say that too often)

Back to my sarcastic self:

I am currently eating milk chocolate M&M's. For Lunch i had a footlong club from Subway for lunch with 6 inches still left for later. I'm excited becasue on Monday i start an 8 week long golf thing w/ Logan and Will every Monday. Fun Fun Fun. The laptop is no longer presumed dead... it is dead. My mom said she had a "warranty", whatever that is, and she was gonna try and do something with it? I dont know. Jared should've been grounded for that. It murdered our Lappety Top (my nickname for it) I dont know how i will go on...just kidding.

Color Me Gone,

Zach

Bad News

Water Balloons. They have a darkside. Jared had one in the house in his hand while on the laptop and you know what i'm gonna say- It popped and got a little on the laptop but A LOT on the couch. Long story short, the laptop is presumed dead. Sad Face :( I'm typing on the downstairs computer which can be really slow when it's in a silly and annoying mood. Right now, im watching So You Think You Can Dance and those people are all so emotional and i'm all, "Why are they crying? It's a TV show." And they're all, "I just don't get it! I'm awesome and i got cut. Was it the way i look. I hate dancing. i'm gonna go back to acting!!!" Yeah right.

I'm really not in the mood to talk about corn so i'm not going to. That'll show 'em. Show who, you ask? Well, you're not getting the answer, because i don't even know myself.

By the way, yesterday i didn't eat the carrots. My mom said that we didn't really have any carrots anyway, so it worked out. But you know, atleast i wanna start eating more healthy. Like some people are like, "I don't care what happens to my body, I'll eat what i want..." et cetera, et cetera but i had a New Year's Resolution to eat healthier and try new things. Another thing.
Apparently, when you digest bread it turns into sugar so is bread bad?

Poker is really fun. I don't bet real money, i just play with the chips . It's just so awesome and addicting and i love it. But those people on TV make me mad because they just throw money around like water balloons in a water balloon fight.

Color Me Gone,

Zach

Topic Change: Dating

I know i said i was gonna write about corn, but i changed my mind. People in my class are "going out" and i think it's ridiculous. They ask each other out, say their boyfriend and girlfriend for about 3 days and then "break-up". I know, right. Especially at our age. We are young! We need to think about kid stuff. People have pressured me and this is my reply, "No!" It is like that every single time. I will wait til i'm older to ask someone out. Period.

Jared baseball game yesterday was a fun one. This game was for "bragging rights" because Jared and his friends from school on his baseball team were facing kids that used to go to our school. We were tied for a bit, then it eventually was 9-1 us. They had a rally going but the final score was 9-5; we won for bragging rights! My brother was pitching and struck out two of his friends, the other got a small hit and Jared threw that to first. He had a good game last night.

Enough about Jared, let's talk about me. Last night at the game, I had a SnoCone, Nachos, and a bottle of Sprite. I really need to get myself together when it comes to food. Today I will have a peanut butter sandwich and carrots... unless we get Subway, that changes everything. I'll have carrots no matter what though. Period.

My topic for tomorrow: Corn

Until Next Time/Color Me Gone,

Zach

Cows

MOOOOOOOO! Cows are awesome. Without cows, i wouldn't have...

Steak, gotta have my awesome steak
Chocolate Milk, It's got chocolate in it and it's actually kinda healthy
Cheese, Cream cheese; cheese cake, Nacho cheese...
Burgers, They are really awesome from Burger King, hence the name

Golly, i just realized that cows are a big part in my life!!! I never thought i would say anything like that!!!

I slept really badly last night. No, i mean terribly. Okay, so i went to bed around 11:30-11:45 ish and i just kinda laid down for a while and it was very hot and my fan was on full blast and so i kept blaming my unability to get to sleep on the heat, then i realized something: i had had a lot of Coca-Cola witch has caffeine. That annoyed me. I finally fell asleep around 12:40 ish and it feels like i sleep for a minute when i wake up at 4:36 a.m. and fall back asleep hoping that i sleep in til 11:00 a.m. until i wake up at 8:21 a.m. I might of slept in a tad bit later but not by much at all.

My topic for tomorrow: Corn: On The Cob or Not On The Cob...Or Creamed.

Until Next Time/Color Me Gone,

Zach

If Only I Had A Brain...

I wanted to watch The Mole sooooo badly so i went home early from Jared's baseball game and im now home alone, freaking out. Kobe, (my dog) keeps barking and whining so im writing. i'll keep writing until someone is "executed" on the mole:

Nicole- Stranded on a beach (exempted)
Ali- Safe
Victoria- Safe
Paul- Safe
Bobby- Safe
Mark- Safe
Marcie- Executed
Alex- Safe
Clay- Safe
Craig- Safe
Liz- Safe
Kristen- Safe

NOOOOOO!!!! Not Marcie!!!! She was crying and almost everyone else is. Gosh she deserved it. She was kind and sweet. A lot of people wish it was Nicole because she was whining so they left her on the beach then she got exempted!!!! I hope Nicole leaves next!!!

C'ya at the finale Kristen!!!

Zach

The Today Show

It's pretty good. It's better than Good Morning, America and The Early Show. It's very informative and interesting but, seriously, 4 hours? You have got to be kidding me. And Matt Lauer and Meredith Veira work for only like, 1 hour! Maybe 2. And they get paid like agajbillion dollars and the people who sty the whole time get what, 2 cents? I know, right? Kathie Lee Gifford is gonna join the show soon for the 4th hour. Is she gonna get paid agajbillion dollars? No.
What kinda game is that?

I can't type at all. The "a" on the laptop is in a silly mood today. Oh well.

My topic for tomorrow: Cows.


If you can, tune into The Mole tonight. I don't know if i will, i might have to tape it, or view the episode online, or i might have to get a recap from Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.

That's all for now.

Until Next Time/Color Me Gone,

Zach

Fun Time

We played with water balloons today. It was fun, fun, fun. We tossed them and watnot. Jared, Paige, and me made them. Paige and I kept two of our own: 1 for her and 1 for me. She named hers Jason Blue. She just threw it off the deck. Poor Jason Blue. I named mine this: J. Lo- Kanye West-Awesome. Original, right.

I just wanted to inform you guys about my day. Paige also had a softball game and me and Jared made SnoConeZ. That's pretty much it.

I forgot to tell say what my next topic will in previous post (see below), so i'll tell you now:

The Today Show

There's a lot to talk about with that

Until Next Time/Color Me Gone,

Zach

Bill, Hillary, or Chelsea? Who's the best Clinton?

Personally, i think it's Chelsea. She hasn't done anything to make people dislike her. Bill made a HUGE and unwise mistake while in office. Hillary, an obviously forgiving person, is currently running and not everyone agrees with her views and some people even think that electing her will just be re-electing Bill. Chelsea seems very mature and knows what she's doing from what i've heard. She may have a future in politics. But some people might judge her by the way her parents are. Who knows.

On The Menu:
Ribs
Baked Potato
Oreo Pudding :)
Water

Brief Reality Roundup:

The Mole returns tomorrow!!! The countdown is coming to an end!!!

Hope everyone is having a good Sunday. My mom just came home from signing me up for golfing class w/ Logan and Will.

Color Me Gone,

Zach