Grandma
Her mind continues to operate slower
Her IQ keeps dropping lower and lower
But everyday I want her to know
That I will always love her so
And everyday I'll show her
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
Friday, April 23, 2010
Four Very Unique, Important Analyses
This last week, I remembered that I had promised to give you all my analysis of how became extinct. So I will. But then, even MORE analyses came to mind. There are many (4) things that I need to speak my mind about.
Dinosaurs
God knows how the heck-sie dinosaurs got extinct. Scientists are obviously split. Ya know what makes me mad? Why can't all scientists agree on something for once? Jeeeeez. Anyway, I read an article in the paper that there is a HUGE hole somewhere in New Mexico that is a mile across, not unlike the Grand Canyon. A select few scientists believe that this was caused by a huge-mongous asteroid that hit the earth back in the day. They believe that the aftershocks caused by asteroids are what eventually killed the beasts, and also managed to wipe out a whole slew of different species. Aftershocks include earthquakes, tsunamis, hurricanes, volcanoes erupting, et cetera et cetera. I felt satisfied with this information. THEN! I read an official article on the internet about a different theory that is also believed to be true. Climate changes (Occuring before the Ice Age) are also believed to what might have caused the demise of the dino's. Dinosaurs had such big bodies yet such small brains that they simply couldn't adjust. What do you believe happened? Think about it. Talk about.
GSN Live
If you have those extra channels, (200s, etc) on your television, you may be aware of GSN, or the Game Show Network. The show has been airing for roughly 2 years. Here is the list of hosts:
Heidi Bohay (February 2008-April 2010)
Bob Guiney (June 2009-Present)
Kelly Packard (September 2008-November 2008)
Alfonso Ribiero (September 2008-August 2009)
Fred Roggin (February 2008-July 2009)
Debra Wilson (May 2009-January 2010)
What, a bunch of losers. It started great, Besties Heidi and Fred, Partners in Crime. It looked great. But, then they decided that an extra 3 hours were needed to the series that aired during commercial breaks. They tore apart Fred and Heidi and put them with Kelly and Alfonso, respectively. Kelly ditched after 3 months, leaving them in need of a new hostess. Well they brought along Debra, and, just for fun, added Bob to the picture as a guest host. "Guest" didn't last long. He became permanent. 5 hosts. Someone was bound to leave. Fred, who had abandoned the show briefly to report for the Summer Olympics the previous year, was the one who left. And then there were 4. Turns out that Alfonso was busy with his other show (Catch 21) and the millions of other offers coming his way (Not!) He left one month after Fred-sie. Then there were 3! They....were the three best friends that anyone could have, their the three best friends that anyone could have....until.....It was obvious that Deb was being slightly upstaged by her co-hosts. Despite the entertaining promos with her in the picture, Debra was next leave. Things looked decent with the show finally going back to two hosts. Then, suddenly, Heidi had an epiphany, realizing how ridiculous Bob was. Heidi left earlier this month, leaving Bob as the sole host of GSN Live. And like I said, he is ridiculous. Good luck with everything.
Baggage
The newest show on GSN is Baggage. Jerry Springer hosts, so its clearly awesome. Three contenders vie for a date. However, they must reveal three bad things about them so the date knows before he/she goes on an actual date. The picker must choose 1 of the three options, whoever they think has the more reasonable baggage. However, in the end, the picker must reveal baggage about themselves, and the date they chose can choose if they still want to go on the date. The other day, the picker had the worst, most idiotic baggage anyone could ever imagine-She happened to be abducted by aliens--twice. The aliens came to her and asked her to come with them. She felt no danger, so she did. They went up into the spaceship and flew around in the sky. She woke up perfectly fine the next morning. The aliens were grey. They came back a second time, but she told them she didn't want to go with, so they left. What....has our world come to? No, you dumb idiot, you weren't abducted by aliens, no one believes you! What the heck-sie!?!?!?!
Today Show
This has got to be stupidest show...ever. This is my analysis of the characters on the show--It's a family, a family of 7
Matt Lauer-The Bipolar Dad--Matt seems like a stand-up guy, I don't like him. He has that face the shows he has a short temper and will pimp-slap Meredith in second if she dare cross him. Then he smiles and says, "Omg! I ran into a deer on my bicycle, I'm an idiot!" Then proceeds to cry.
Ann Curry-Mama Bear--When all chaos ensues, Ann is there to fix it. You go, girl! Probably the only one with a conscience, Ann is always there to help out the unstable hosts (Everyone else)
Natalie Morales-First Born Daughter--Natalie wants to make it, but is always upstaged by her siblings and parents who get the attention. No one remembers Natalie, and if I were her, I would demand that Kathy Lee be put in an elevator, spin her around a few times, give her 6 bottles of champagne, and before you know it, KLG will be out of the picture so Nat can step in as the new host of the 4th hour. :)
Kathie Lee Gifford and Hoda Kotb-Clueless Teenage Girls-- They have no idea whats going on. They just sit and talk in their room about Frank Gifford and Hoda's imaginary husband. They only get attention from themselves and their C-List guests.
Al Roker-The Immature 7 Year-old Son--It's obvious that Al Roker is an idiot, we know. But the things that come out of his mouth, I swear he is not a stable person. The bratty, inappropriate yet unintentional comments are signs of being like his papa. Thanks, Matt.
Meredith Viera- The Baby--Everyone LOOOOVVVESSSSS Meredith. Miss Popular, the baby always gets the attention. She's stupid, not unlike everyone else!!!
Shove it up your nose, Today Show (Good luck with everything, Natalie)
Hope you enjoyed the Analyseseses~~
Zach
Dinosaurs
God knows how the heck-sie dinosaurs got extinct. Scientists are obviously split. Ya know what makes me mad? Why can't all scientists agree on something for once? Jeeeeez. Anyway, I read an article in the paper that there is a HUGE hole somewhere in New Mexico that is a mile across, not unlike the Grand Canyon. A select few scientists believe that this was caused by a huge-mongous asteroid that hit the earth back in the day. They believe that the aftershocks caused by asteroids are what eventually killed the beasts, and also managed to wipe out a whole slew of different species. Aftershocks include earthquakes, tsunamis, hurricanes, volcanoes erupting, et cetera et cetera. I felt satisfied with this information. THEN! I read an official article on the internet about a different theory that is also believed to be true. Climate changes (Occuring before the Ice Age) are also believed to what might have caused the demise of the dino's. Dinosaurs had such big bodies yet such small brains that they simply couldn't adjust. What do you believe happened? Think about it. Talk about.
GSN Live
If you have those extra channels, (200s, etc) on your television, you may be aware of GSN, or the Game Show Network. The show has been airing for roughly 2 years. Here is the list of hosts:
Heidi Bohay (February 2008-April 2010)
Bob Guiney (June 2009-Present)
Kelly Packard (September 2008-November 2008)
Alfonso Ribiero (September 2008-August 2009)
Fred Roggin (February 2008-July 2009)
Debra Wilson (May 2009-January 2010)
What, a bunch of losers. It started great, Besties Heidi and Fred, Partners in Crime. It looked great. But, then they decided that an extra 3 hours were needed to the series that aired during commercial breaks. They tore apart Fred and Heidi and put them with Kelly and Alfonso, respectively. Kelly ditched after 3 months, leaving them in need of a new hostess. Well they brought along Debra, and, just for fun, added Bob to the picture as a guest host. "Guest" didn't last long. He became permanent. 5 hosts. Someone was bound to leave. Fred, who had abandoned the show briefly to report for the Summer Olympics the previous year, was the one who left. And then there were 4. Turns out that Alfonso was busy with his other show (Catch 21) and the millions of other offers coming his way (Not!) He left one month after Fred-sie. Then there were 3! They....were the three best friends that anyone could have, their the three best friends that anyone could have....until.....It was obvious that Deb was being slightly upstaged by her co-hosts. Despite the entertaining promos with her in the picture, Debra was next leave. Things looked decent with the show finally going back to two hosts. Then, suddenly, Heidi had an epiphany, realizing how ridiculous Bob was. Heidi left earlier this month, leaving Bob as the sole host of GSN Live. And like I said, he is ridiculous. Good luck with everything.
Baggage
The newest show on GSN is Baggage. Jerry Springer hosts, so its clearly awesome. Three contenders vie for a date. However, they must reveal three bad things about them so the date knows before he/she goes on an actual date. The picker must choose 1 of the three options, whoever they think has the more reasonable baggage. However, in the end, the picker must reveal baggage about themselves, and the date they chose can choose if they still want to go on the date. The other day, the picker had the worst, most idiotic baggage anyone could ever imagine-She happened to be abducted by aliens--twice. The aliens came to her and asked her to come with them. She felt no danger, so she did. They went up into the spaceship and flew around in the sky. She woke up perfectly fine the next morning. The aliens were grey. They came back a second time, but she told them she didn't want to go with, so they left. What....has our world come to? No, you dumb idiot, you weren't abducted by aliens, no one believes you! What the heck-sie!?!?!?!
Today Show
This has got to be stupidest show...ever. This is my analysis of the characters on the show--It's a family, a family of 7
Matt Lauer-The Bipolar Dad--Matt seems like a stand-up guy, I don't like him. He has that face the shows he has a short temper and will pimp-slap Meredith in second if she dare cross him. Then he smiles and says, "Omg! I ran into a deer on my bicycle, I'm an idiot!" Then proceeds to cry.
Ann Curry-Mama Bear--When all chaos ensues, Ann is there to fix it. You go, girl! Probably the only one with a conscience, Ann is always there to help out the unstable hosts (Everyone else)
Natalie Morales-First Born Daughter--Natalie wants to make it, but is always upstaged by her siblings and parents who get the attention. No one remembers Natalie, and if I were her, I would demand that Kathy Lee be put in an elevator, spin her around a few times, give her 6 bottles of champagne, and before you know it, KLG will be out of the picture so Nat can step in as the new host of the 4th hour. :)
Kathie Lee Gifford and Hoda Kotb-Clueless Teenage Girls-- They have no idea whats going on. They just sit and talk in their room about Frank Gifford and Hoda's imaginary husband. They only get attention from themselves and their C-List guests.
Al Roker-The Immature 7 Year-old Son--It's obvious that Al Roker is an idiot, we know. But the things that come out of his mouth, I swear he is not a stable person. The bratty, inappropriate yet unintentional comments are signs of being like his papa. Thanks, Matt.
Meredith Viera- The Baby--Everyone LOOOOVVVESSSSS Meredith. Miss Popular, the baby always gets the attention. She's stupid, not unlike everyone else!!!
Shove it up your nose, Today Show (Good luck with everything, Natalie)
Hope you enjoyed the Analyseseses~~
Zach
Saturday, April 17, 2010
Best. Film. Ever. (I hope you can sense the sarcasm.)
Hi people.
First off I would like to apologize for my lack blog. I took a break that would hopefully pump me up back into the Blogger's Mode of finding interesting things to talk about. Here's what's been happening:
I got Honorable Mention in my Science Fair. Holler!
My Easter was great!
So was my Spring break!
Except I got 3 teeth pulled.
That sucked.
I went to Kansas City with Dad, Jared, and Brother Dave (We now refer to him as the Long-Haired, keep that in mind Josh/Al)
We saw Boston beat the always pitiful Royals. It was a good time.
Just survived my first week back at school and only have 27 more days to go until I'm free.
I spent this Friday night babysitting (and not getting paid) and surfing TV channels. I stumbled apon a little movie called, "Return to Horror High." I will now give a sypnopsis/review.
This sypnopsis/review may contain spoilers. I'm talking to you, Chase.
5 years ago, several brutal murders occurred at Crippen High School. The school is shut down and forgotten about. Until big-shot wannabe director (Steve Rocco? Who?) decides that a great movie plot could take place at the school. Marsha Brady (I refuse to call her by any other name) is at the crime scene when detective shows up. She explains the situation, and its obvious she has the dedication of Halle Berry combined with the brain of Paris Hilton. It's a win-lose situation for her. Covered, bloodied, contorted bodies lay on the ground. The cops investigate as it is shown back through the day what has happened. George Clooney pretending to be a cop shows up, and then dies 5 minutes later. Throughout the film, the audience is left with poop in their pants. A poop of confusion. One person will die, and won't be seen again, while another person dies as the director yells, "Cut!" Audience is shocked that the main character died, even though they didn't!? Things can go either way when it comes to a death scene. Then, the cops circle in on the killer after everyone else has been murdered. They investigate his shrine, and eventually kill him. Then, at the end, it is revealed that person the cops killed was the killer from 5 years ago, but had nothing to do with the murders that have happened. Well, who murdered the other people???? No one. An actor the cops have been questioning walks out and tells the dead bodies still on the ground that, "It's a wrap." The bodies get off, happy that they flimed the movie, and walk around with fake blood all over themselves. They get in their vans and drive away ASAP so cops don't realized that this was all one big horror movie filming and that they just got the wool pulled over their eyes. I would expect this out of you Marsha, but Detective?? Really? Your an idiot!!
The fact that I intended on watching a horror film and ended up watching a complete spoof was awesome. Although I'm mad at the director for tricking me, on some level, I kind of respect him for it. The witty lines threw off, the blonde chick with boy haircut leading the film, and ending up being diva-actress was brilliant. My confusion over the plot is fading as I realize the things that make sense as I write.
Overall, I give this film a 10 out of 10 for making me laugh at the wittiness of the huiman mind who wrote this film.
Besides these great points, the movie kind of sucked. :)
Color Me Gone,,
Zach
First off I would like to apologize for my lack blog. I took a break that would hopefully pump me up back into the Blogger's Mode of finding interesting things to talk about. Here's what's been happening:
I got Honorable Mention in my Science Fair. Holler!
My Easter was great!
So was my Spring break!
Except I got 3 teeth pulled.
That sucked.
I went to Kansas City with Dad, Jared, and Brother Dave (We now refer to him as the Long-Haired, keep that in mind Josh/Al)
We saw Boston beat the always pitiful Royals. It was a good time.
Just survived my first week back at school and only have 27 more days to go until I'm free.
I spent this Friday night babysitting (and not getting paid) and surfing TV channels. I stumbled apon a little movie called, "Return to Horror High." I will now give a sypnopsis/review.
This sypnopsis/review may contain spoilers. I'm talking to you, Chase.
5 years ago, several brutal murders occurred at Crippen High School. The school is shut down and forgotten about. Until big-shot wannabe director (Steve Rocco? Who?) decides that a great movie plot could take place at the school. Marsha Brady (I refuse to call her by any other name) is at the crime scene when detective shows up. She explains the situation, and its obvious she has the dedication of Halle Berry combined with the brain of Paris Hilton. It's a win-lose situation for her. Covered, bloodied, contorted bodies lay on the ground. The cops investigate as it is shown back through the day what has happened. George Clooney pretending to be a cop shows up, and then dies 5 minutes later. Throughout the film, the audience is left with poop in their pants. A poop of confusion. One person will die, and won't be seen again, while another person dies as the director yells, "Cut!" Audience is shocked that the main character died, even though they didn't!? Things can go either way when it comes to a death scene. Then, the cops circle in on the killer after everyone else has been murdered. They investigate his shrine, and eventually kill him. Then, at the end, it is revealed that person the cops killed was the killer from 5 years ago, but had nothing to do with the murders that have happened. Well, who murdered the other people???? No one. An actor the cops have been questioning walks out and tells the dead bodies still on the ground that, "It's a wrap." The bodies get off, happy that they flimed the movie, and walk around with fake blood all over themselves. They get in their vans and drive away ASAP so cops don't realized that this was all one big horror movie filming and that they just got the wool pulled over their eyes. I would expect this out of you Marsha, but Detective?? Really? Your an idiot!!
The fact that I intended on watching a horror film and ended up watching a complete spoof was awesome. Although I'm mad at the director for tricking me, on some level, I kind of respect him for it. The witty lines threw off, the blonde chick with boy haircut leading the film, and ending up being diva-actress was brilliant. My confusion over the plot is fading as I realize the things that make sense as I write.
Overall, I give this film a 10 out of 10 for making me laugh at the wittiness of the huiman mind who wrote this film.
Besides these great points, the movie kind of sucked. :)
Color Me Gone,,
Zach
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