I Didn't Know I Was Incompetent

Hello everybody. I am back. The last time you heard from me was August 22 where I spoke about Chase and Jared taking La Vista. Well, they didn't succeed, and La Vista was brought back. Nice try, guys.

I got a lot of beef on Thanksgiving when I had taken a much needed break from Yabo. But I decided to bring it back, just in time for the holidays. This is my Christmas present to all of you. (:

Despite what I assume will be popular belief, the above ^^^^^ title is not about me. It's about a show on The Learning Channel called I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant. It's about women who have babies without knowing that they are pregnant. Surprise!!!!!!!!!!

I watched one episode, and that was it. The girl did not understand that no matter how much she dieted, she remained fat. Hmmmm. The girl did not understand that when you constantly feel sick, you should probably go to a doctor. Hmmmm. She's like, "I feel horrible, I'm so dizzy, but I'm gonna go party with my reject friends." She leaves the party early, has a seizure. When she goes to the hospital and launches the baby out, she still does not understand that she had a baby. Even when she held the baby. America, GET AHOLD OF YOURSELVES!

How do you not know your pregnant?!

Animals know they're pregnant.

I am kind of praying this happens to someone I know so I can brag that I know someone who has a lower IQ than an ostrich.

Color Me Gone (and back!),

Zach