A Big Announcement

Yes, I have a very big announcement. It's gonna be big. You can count on it. I will tell the announcement in 3, 2, 1.....
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I have purchased a Snuggie.

It is the Wild Side Leopard print one. I wanted to match my cousin, Chase. It's a fantastic. I am using it right now. It really works because I used to not be able to cover my arms when I used the computer or laptop, and now I can with my blanket with sleeves.

School started this week and Math sucks.

Jeez. I do not have much to say? Cannot wait for the Saturday Night Live premiere! See ya next week.

Color Me Gone,

Zach

Last Week...

School is starting soon. As in next Monday. This is my last week of summer and I want to get the best out of it as I can.



Jared started high school Tuesday. He said it was good. Whatever. I have had to babysit Paige this week. Terrific. This weekend my mom's entire family is going to Platte River State Park this weekend. This is actually exciting. Its one of my favorite times the year and I can't wait. We leave tomorrow and come back Sunday. Sunday we go to Open House for school, then Monday, school starts. This year is the school's 50th Anniversary, so there is gonna be a lot of 50's stuff?

Now, I'd like to talk about my inevitable bad luck. Yesterday, I was putting off lunch because I wasn't very hungry. I hadn't eaten breakfast either. I had had a couple of nothing healthy things like chips and ice cream, but apparently, that wasn't enough. I got up from the couch, felt dizzy, and collapsed. I lie down on the floor, wondering what happened. I got back up and laid on the couch. In the evening, I was on the bar, and slipped, giving me a fright. I had bad luck, and I joked around about dying today with the way my luck was going. I had a friend over and we met up with another friend. Then we decided to ride our bikes to another friends house. But, there was one problem. We were forced to take my sister Paige along the way. Paige was annoying me, so I decided to joke around and make our tires on our bikes touch to scare her. They hit, Paige sped off, I wipe out. My bike falls head first. I land on my hands, bruising them along with my knees, and chin. We keep going, however, because obviously my condition means nothing. We have a successful ride over there until Paige wipes out, jamming her stomach against the handlebar, making a terrible scratch. Oh, and I forgot to mention, IT WAS POURING RAIN OUTSIDE!!!! We were all soaking wet, Paige was crying hysterically, repeatedly asking me if she was going to die. My friend's mom picked Paige up and we rode our bikes back to my house, where we watched a movie called, "The Uninvited." Either I am a klutz, or I just have the worst luck. And, I have a head cold. As the Brits would say, Bloody Fantastic (In a sarcastic British accent.)

Color Me Gone,

Zach

Yet Another Hilarious Segment of....Late Night Blogging with Zach

Hello. I am watching Conan O'Brien and I thought it was time for this segment again. Seriously, I need more votes on the poll? What's happening? Am I becoming boring? Don't worry. I've heard it all before. Just kidding. Haha. But seriously VOTE!

I don't know if you've noticed, but there are a lot of stupid movies out right now. Seriously I am not interested in any of them. Especially this G.I. JOE nonsense. Yeah, anyone can pretend to be an action figure, OK? Julie and Julia. Ha, chick flick. Along with all the others. Come on people, give me a good, PG-13 movie with a lot of laughs. Or a sad depressing movie that leaves me unsatisfied. Those ones are good. Recently, I've seen previews for horror movies and the voice-over guy is promising a "surprise" ending. These two movies were Orphan and A Perfect Getaway. I figured I would never get the chance to see these movies, so I went on my favorite website, Wikipedia, and spoiled the surprise endings. So tonight I will bring back the segment "Spoiler Alert," which was introduced back in December when I told you all that Marley from "Marley and Me" dies. So:

Orphan:

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The little girl that the couple adopts is actually a 33 year old woman with a growing disorder, who has been posing as a 9 year old girl for a long time. She has escaped from a psych ward and has already killed 12 people. The mother, after finding out this fact, fights with the woman, as the psycho slips into some ice. She asks the mother for help, but the mother kicks her face, breaking her neck, and causing her to drown.

The Perfect Getaway:

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A newlywed couple on their honeymoon vacation on a safari island where they meet with another couple, as they all learn about another newlywed couple who had just been murdered. It is revealed that the newlywed couple are actually two con artists/murderers who "have a habit" of murdering people, then stealing their identities. The other couple figure this out, awesome fight scene, the guy dies and the girl is arrested. The other couple decide to get married, but agree to not have a honeymoon. Hahaha, I wonder why?

Your welcome. Well, I am going to go. Peace out home-dawg'z.

Zach

My Vacation Was Better Than Yours

Actually, I'm not sure if it was or not. I'm just guessing? But it was a lot of fun :) And now I am home. Sadly.

We left Monday and it was a buttload of a drive. When we finally got there, it was lunch time, so we feasted on Taco Bell. We stayed in a condo and I have decided I'm going to live on the Ozarks when I grow up. I'm going to be rich, and live in that nice condo and own a boat and go boating all the time and it will be awesome. We were there with two other families. We went boating and tubing and stuff. Tuesday was Paige's birthday and Flynnie's Girl's birthday, so me and Logan's sister blew up 71 balloons for the party. That day, we did illegal stuff. I tried to water ski and I failed. We ate at a place called Gators. Then we went to Ha Ha Tonka National Park. The park has a spring where the water is 56 degrees and as blue as my aunt Michelle's eyes. There was a sign that said, "No Access Beyond This Point" and we all gathered and took a picture by the sign and swam in the spring anyway!!! It was freezing cold, illegal, and fun. 3 things I love. Wednesday I can't remember what we did. We swam and boated and stuff. Same with Thursday. Friday night, we went to Logan's uncle's house. It was HUGE. The guy is rich, and he is really nice too, he isn't stuck up and he doesn't act rich. He treated all of his guests to Barbecue and a family recipe of chocolate sauce. He was the definition of classy i guess. Saturday we went through that darn drive again and I got a little car sick. Last night I did not feel very good. And now it is one of those boring Sundays where there is nothing to do and I am soooo bored!

Color Me Gone,

Zach

What Happens At Koz's Lodge...

...Stays at Koz's Lodge. I heard that saying all weekend long. Which is a real shame because we have some great stories. At least there are some fantastic inside jokes...Village Idiot.

It was a great weekend. And I was invited back for sure. My dad wasn't, but I was and I will go without him. Hahaha. I went jet skiing and 4-wheeling and golf carting gun shooting and bean-bag tossing, and washer playing and watnots. It was a whirlwind. Now I have to wake up at 5 freaking 30 in the morning tomorrow because I am leaving for the Ozarks! You heard me, I am going to the HeUGE lake in Kansas. Or is it in Missouri. I don't think I'll ever know.

Well, I promised for a double blog this week, and you got it. I'll put up a new poll, and blog back on Sunday.

Color Me Gone (On Vacation),

Zach