I guess this is another......
LATE NIGHT POST!!!!
Its 10:58 and I'm watching Saturday Night Live (rerun) It is now 10:59. Whoopsie its 11:00 now. Tonight I had a party to go to. It was very funn. Yes, that's two N's. Deal with it. I have a cold sore on my tongue. My mom took the liberty of telling me how much cold sores on the side of your mouth suck so much. Grrrreaaaaaaaaaaaat.
Well my Halloween is over. Can't wait till Thanksgiving! Food! Good! Then on December 5, I will start with my Christmas decorations. My favorite time of the year, and a great time for blogging.
Last night I watched The Proposal, expecting it to be a chick flick. But thankfully it wasn't! It was hilarious! I laughed hard. Betty White, whom my dad thinks is a total moron, was hilarious in the movie:
Kee-Chee Wah. Kee-Chee Wah.
Hahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahah. I love it.
Anyways, the reason my dad thinks she's a moron, is because she has terrible answers on Match Game. I watch reruns of Match Game from the 70's on the Game Show Network, and he is constantly making fun of her. But yeah, I love Match Game. Brett Somers is the best, but she had to sit next to Charles Nelson Riley, who just smoked the whole time.
Well I'm tired! Happy Halloween!
Color Me Gone,
Zach
Saturday, October 31, 2009
Saturday, October 24, 2009
The Time Has Come For Yet Another.....CHASE'S CORNER
And here he is..................
CHASE!
Another sement of-----Chase's Corner!
Starting off I would like to announce that I am still the most posted guest host (Sorry Josh, Maybe next time) .
Tonight at the Yabo household, we had a game a Texas Hold'em, it was intense. The main point I would like to bring from that is that Mr. Yabo is quite the cheater!
As my first order or business, if you haven't noticed, I have decided to institute some color. Although the colors are just types of green, I feel that it changes everything.
Okay, time for my story from my soon to be published book, the font color will be returning to its original dull black color...
It was about 7 and a half months ago, while I was on a trek through the Sahara desert, there was a terrible sandstorm! I jumped on my camel's back and we trudged on. The night was coming so I had to find shelter. I turned the corner around the sand dunes and luckily saw some Eskimos (On vacation from Alaska or wherever) and they luckily had their igloo. I rested the night in their igloo, then when the sun rose and the sand storm had subsided, I set off. The Eskimos lent me a team of their fastest sled dogs. The dogs and I had been sledding through the sand for what seemed like days, when I finally saw it, the reason i had come this far, the killer, spotted, and 24 foot platypus. We had a glaring look towards each other for 12 and 1/3 minutes. Then i made my move. I lunged for my harpoon gun, but it was too fast. It shot its rocket propelled grenades at me. I was able to dive out of the way, but causing my harpoon to miss. That is it, i had no choice but to resort to my last weapon in my arsenal, my net gun. I only had three shots left so I had to make them count. The first shot he deflected it off his bill. I shot the second one, but it turns out that I loaded the net wrong and it back fired and caught one of the dogs. It was all down to this last shot, I shot, the wind was on my side. The platypus wasn't expecting a third shot! I had gotten him! I untied my dog that had been mistakenly caught, then tied to platypus to my sled and dragged it back to the nearest village. It turns out that the platypus had destroyed the village the week before, so when they saw it captured, the rejoiced. They decided to make every March 9th , national Chase day! We all celebrated. I took my newly captured platypus home and trained him to be my pet. We all lived totally regular lives after that, except for the fact that I now have a 24 foot platypus as a pet.
And this concludes the excerpt from my book The Adventures of Chase, a Memoir.
Thanks for reading, if you even made it this far.
CHASE!
Another sement of-----Chase's Corner!
Starting off I would like to announce that I am still the most posted guest host (Sorry Josh, Maybe next time) .
Tonight at the Yabo household, we had a game a Texas Hold'em, it was intense. The main point I would like to bring from that is that Mr. Yabo is quite the cheater!
As my first order or business, if you haven't noticed, I have decided to institute some color. Although the colors are just types of green, I feel that it changes everything.
Okay, time for my story from my soon to be published book, the font color will be returning to its original dull black color...
It was about 7 and a half months ago, while I was on a trek through the Sahara desert, there was a terrible sandstorm! I jumped on my camel's back and we trudged on. The night was coming so I had to find shelter. I turned the corner around the sand dunes and luckily saw some Eskimos (On vacation from Alaska or wherever) and they luckily had their igloo. I rested the night in their igloo, then when the sun rose and the sand storm had subsided, I set off. The Eskimos lent me a team of their fastest sled dogs. The dogs and I had been sledding through the sand for what seemed like days, when I finally saw it, the reason i had come this far, the killer, spotted, and 24 foot platypus. We had a glaring look towards each other for 12 and 1/3 minutes. Then i made my move. I lunged for my harpoon gun, but it was too fast. It shot its rocket propelled grenades at me. I was able to dive out of the way, but causing my harpoon to miss. That is it, i had no choice but to resort to my last weapon in my arsenal, my net gun. I only had three shots left so I had to make them count. The first shot he deflected it off his bill. I shot the second one, but it turns out that I loaded the net wrong and it back fired and caught one of the dogs. It was all down to this last shot, I shot, the wind was on my side. The platypus wasn't expecting a third shot! I had gotten him! I untied my dog that had been mistakenly caught, then tied to platypus to my sled and dragged it back to the nearest village. It turns out that the platypus had destroyed the village the week before, so when they saw it captured, the rejoiced. They decided to make every March 9th , national Chase day! We all celebrated. I took my newly captured platypus home and trained him to be my pet. We all lived totally regular lives after that, except for the fact that I now have a 24 foot platypus as a pet.
And this concludes the excerpt from my book The Adventures of Chase, a Memoir.
Thanks for reading, if you even made it this far.
Sorry For Not Posting, I've Been Doing Yardwork All Day
No. I'm just kidding. I wasn't doing yardwork.
I am going to make this post rather short. That is due to the fact that Chase will be here tonight, and he may like to post a Chase's Corner follow-up.
So as for right now, I'm going to talk about one of my proudest moments. I don't remember what grade I was in. 3rd or 4th maybe? It was a nice, Spring day at recess. We were playing kickball. I was up. I was pretty much positive that it was going to be yet another single. But no. I kicked it hard and awesomely. I ran and ran and ran as my teammates encouraged me to keep going. I kicked it down my the swings and jungle gym. The entire team was at homebase as I rounded the third and it was clear to me that the kickball wasn't coming back toward me anytime soon. I hit home again, and I had just hit my first home run.
Check back tonight for Chase's post.
Color Me Gone,
Zach
I am going to make this post rather short. That is due to the fact that Chase will be here tonight, and he may like to post a Chase's Corner follow-up.
So as for right now, I'm going to talk about one of my proudest moments. I don't remember what grade I was in. 3rd or 4th maybe? It was a nice, Spring day at recess. We were playing kickball. I was up. I was pretty much positive that it was going to be yet another single. But no. I kicked it hard and awesomely. I ran and ran and ran as my teammates encouraged me to keep going. I kicked it down my the swings and jungle gym. The entire team was at homebase as I rounded the third and it was clear to me that the kickball wasn't coming back toward me anytime soon. I hit home again, and I had just hit my first home run.
Check back tonight for Chase's post.
Color Me Gone,
Zach
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
The Slow and Steady Disappearance of Homework
Thankfully, the homework that gets assigned on a regular basis at school is becoming less and less frequent. Homework sucks, so this is good news.
Now, I will talk about Dr. Pepper. I used to hate it. When I was a gullible, young, naiive little boy, I could've sworn that I could actually taste pepper in Dr. Pepper. But then again, when I was little boy, I couldn't tell the difference between pepper and salt, so I was probably just imagining this at the time. But over the last month or two, I slowly grown to like Dr. Pepper. Tonight, I had McDonald's. Whenver I go to McDonald's, I ALWAYS have Coca-Cola. Tonight, I had Dr. Pepper. Its the beginning of a new age. That previous sentence was a direct quote from "Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby." Its right after the grandma slaps the little boys. Anyway, I now love Dr. Pepper, and I encourage my blog readers to give Dr. Pepper a try.
It is my displeasure to inform you that one of my friend's from school has been diagnosed with Swine Flu. Several others are missing from class, and they probably have it too. But what really sucks is that the kid who got H1N1 is supposed to be having his birthday party this weekend! If he doesn't have it, I'll be depressed. I do not blog happily when I'm depressed. And you can count on that!
Color Me Gone,
Zach
Now, I will talk about Dr. Pepper. I used to hate it. When I was a gullible, young, naiive little boy, I could've sworn that I could actually taste pepper in Dr. Pepper. But then again, when I was little boy, I couldn't tell the difference between pepper and salt, so I was probably just imagining this at the time. But over the last month or two, I slowly grown to like Dr. Pepper. Tonight, I had McDonald's. Whenver I go to McDonald's, I ALWAYS have Coca-Cola. Tonight, I had Dr. Pepper. Its the beginning of a new age. That previous sentence was a direct quote from "Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby." Its right after the grandma slaps the little boys. Anyway, I now love Dr. Pepper, and I encourage my blog readers to give Dr. Pepper a try.
It is my displeasure to inform you that one of my friend's from school has been diagnosed with Swine Flu. Several others are missing from class, and they probably have it too. But what really sucks is that the kid who got H1N1 is supposed to be having his birthday party this weekend! If he doesn't have it, I'll be depressed. I do not blog happily when I'm depressed. And you can count on that!
Color Me Gone,
Zach
Saturday, October 17, 2009
Opportunity (Doesn't) Knocks
Last night I didn't have the opportunity to blog due to my presence at the Monarch game (They won!)
It was my first Monarch game ever and it was awesome. I went to a friend's house afterwards, where we watched "Halloween: Resurrection." It was enjoyable and not very scary at all. Tonight I'm going to Vala's Pumpkin Patch with the family. It's gonna be fun, as always.
Quote of the Day:
I think I cracked my butt knuckle
~I don't remember
With Christmas just around the corner, its my pleasure to tell you that I'm already thinking of a Christmas list. I would like
1) An iHome. An iHome is the most perfect invention ever. You love listening to your favorite music, but some CD's have the stupidest other songs, so if you want to listen to awesome music, say, in the shower, than you can listen to all of your favorite songs without interruption from unwanted songs. Thank you, my iHomie'z! hahahhaha. Good one, Zach. Thank you!
2) A video camera. I love movies. I like making and starring in movies. If I had a video camera, I could do those two things every single day of my life.
If both wishes are granted, then those will probably be the only things I get for Christmas. Or we could switch it up, 1 of the items for Christmas, 1 for my birthday. Fingers Crossed.
This is my life and I'm sorry you had to hear about it.
Color Me Gone,
Zach
It was my first Monarch game ever and it was awesome. I went to a friend's house afterwards, where we watched "Halloween: Resurrection." It was enjoyable and not very scary at all. Tonight I'm going to Vala's Pumpkin Patch with the family. It's gonna be fun, as always.
Quote of the Day:
I think I cracked my butt knuckle
~I don't remember
With Christmas just around the corner, its my pleasure to tell you that I'm already thinking of a Christmas list. I would like
1) An iHome. An iHome is the most perfect invention ever. You love listening to your favorite music, but some CD's have the stupidest other songs, so if you want to listen to awesome music, say, in the shower, than you can listen to all of your favorite songs without interruption from unwanted songs. Thank you, my iHomie'z! hahahhaha. Good one, Zach. Thank you!
2) A video camera. I love movies. I like making and starring in movies. If I had a video camera, I could do those two things every single day of my life.
If both wishes are granted, then those will probably be the only things I get for Christmas. Or we could switch it up, 1 of the items for Christmas, 1 for my birthday. Fingers Crossed.
This is my life and I'm sorry you had to hear about it.
Color Me Gone,
Zach
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
iHola! Komeecheewah Hi
Ah, we meet again!
Well, today was not very productive at all. I had to study for two tests. Stupid. Math homework. Dumb. AND book report. Don't see the point.
On the Menu:
RIBS!!!!!
Baked Potatoes
Broccoli
Tonight, I also enjoyed watching a marathon of "The Office" on TBS; "Very Funny"
I am currently obsessed Edy's Rich and Creamy Grand Ice Cream: Vanilla-Chocolate. Except I only truly like the vanilla.
Bernie Madoff really makes me mad. He's a jerk. He's going to be in prison for 160 years. Yeah, he'll be out in no time.
Well, I have not a lot to say tonight, so I leave you with this advice: If your not going to help someone, then at least be grateful for what they did and what you didn't do.
Can I get a WHAT-WHAT?
Color Me Gone,
Zach
Well, today was not very productive at all. I had to study for two tests. Stupid. Math homework. Dumb. AND book report. Don't see the point.
On the Menu:
RIBS!!!!!
Baked Potatoes
Broccoli
Tonight, I also enjoyed watching a marathon of "The Office" on TBS; "Very Funny"
I am currently obsessed Edy's Rich and Creamy Grand Ice Cream: Vanilla-Chocolate. Except I only truly like the vanilla.
Bernie Madoff really makes me mad. He's a jerk. He's going to be in prison for 160 years. Yeah, he'll be out in no time.
Well, I have not a lot to say tonight, so I leave you with this advice: If your not going to help someone, then at least be grateful for what they did and what you didn't do.
Can I get a WHAT-WHAT?
Color Me Gone,
Zach
Friday, October 9, 2009
Haunted Hallows Was The Best Experience of My Life
Yes. Tonight was an experience that I will never forget.
I went to Haunted Hallows with Joe, Logan, Logan's sister Lauren, and her friends Dana, Ben, and Jacob. Jacob and Ben were late, so we decided to walk around, while Dana kept saying, "Oh boy, I hope we don't see the Chainsaw Guy!!!" Well, the first person we saw was the Chainsaw Guy. We just walked right by us, climbed on the picnic table, turned around, started his chainsaw, and started chasing after us. Logan and Joe walked away, Dana and Lauren just stood there, and I, of course, ran. Well, I was later informed that running away shows your fear, and these people who scare people for a living LOVE fear, so I was chased with a fake chainsaw. I felt like such a hypocrite because I always told people to stay calm because if they touch you, you can SUE THEM FOR EVERY SINGLE PENNY THAT THEY ARE WORTH. But I thought he was going to kill me. I honestly believed that that man was going to take my life. I ran into the fence, and he looked at me, and jammed the saw into the fence next to me, as I begged him to leave me alone. Then I ran back to Dana and Lauren, and they were right next Michael Meyers who almost started chasing me with his fake knife. That was the highlight of my night. We went into a barn house with strobe lights that made you feel like you were dreaming or something. We visited Michael's house and went through a couple other small things. Then, we decided to visit DUN DUN DUN....The Haunted House. Well, Jacob had a few issues with Chainsaw Jerk. He got terribly scared, so the Chainsaw Jerk decided to have his back. Since Jacob had such a bad experience at the beginning, he didn't want to go to the house. Chainsaw Jerk showed a glimmer of niceness and he decided that he would go in the house. There is a TV at the beginning that shows a real news show investigating the house, since people believe its truly haunted. THEN, a scary flippin clown pops out and says, "HELLLLLLLLLLLLO!" and gives you directions and tells you not to smoke. The house was disturbing. The clown ends up scaring you. Bloody Mary, her psychotic lover, and their love child all appear in the house, along with an attractive prisoner, a little girl who lives in a chimney, a butler who leads you through a curtain, and guy who looks like he has frost bite on his face. Whoopsie, don't forget posessed candle girl and the one with the greenface. And finally, the mean lady who scares you with a car, then yells at you because your friend Dana can't open a door. Me and Joe have decided that are officially men, no longer boys.
This was a great experience, and I want to go somewhere else to experience these fun haunted houses.
Color Me Gone,
Zach
I went to Haunted Hallows with Joe, Logan, Logan's sister Lauren, and her friends Dana, Ben, and Jacob. Jacob and Ben were late, so we decided to walk around, while Dana kept saying, "Oh boy, I hope we don't see the Chainsaw Guy!!!" Well, the first person we saw was the Chainsaw Guy. We just walked right by us, climbed on the picnic table, turned around, started his chainsaw, and started chasing after us. Logan and Joe walked away, Dana and Lauren just stood there, and I, of course, ran. Well, I was later informed that running away shows your fear, and these people who scare people for a living LOVE fear, so I was chased with a fake chainsaw. I felt like such a hypocrite because I always told people to stay calm because if they touch you, you can SUE THEM FOR EVERY SINGLE PENNY THAT THEY ARE WORTH. But I thought he was going to kill me. I honestly believed that that man was going to take my life. I ran into the fence, and he looked at me, and jammed the saw into the fence next to me, as I begged him to leave me alone. Then I ran back to Dana and Lauren, and they were right next Michael Meyers who almost started chasing me with his fake knife. That was the highlight of my night. We went into a barn house with strobe lights that made you feel like you were dreaming or something. We visited Michael's house and went through a couple other small things. Then, we decided to visit DUN DUN DUN....The Haunted House. Well, Jacob had a few issues with Chainsaw Jerk. He got terribly scared, so the Chainsaw Jerk decided to have his back. Since Jacob had such a bad experience at the beginning, he didn't want to go to the house. Chainsaw Jerk showed a glimmer of niceness and he decided that he would go in the house. There is a TV at the beginning that shows a real news show investigating the house, since people believe its truly haunted. THEN, a scary flippin clown pops out and says, "HELLLLLLLLLLLLO!" and gives you directions and tells you not to smoke. The house was disturbing. The clown ends up scaring you. Bloody Mary, her psychotic lover, and their love child all appear in the house, along with an attractive prisoner, a little girl who lives in a chimney, a butler who leads you through a curtain, and guy who looks like he has frost bite on his face. Whoopsie, don't forget posessed candle girl and the one with the greenface. And finally, the mean lady who scares you with a car, then yells at you because your friend Dana can't open a door. Me and Joe have decided that are officially men, no longer boys.
This was a great experience, and I want to go somewhere else to experience these fun haunted houses.
Color Me Gone,
Zach
Tuesday, October 6, 2009
Iowa Tests of Basic Skills...
...Suck!!!! I honestly don't see the point. We students take these tests so teachers know what to teach and where are strengths are. Hey, dummies, if you want to know what are strengths are, look at our report cards. Lord, take me now.
I am watching The Office. Dwight: Do you ever watch Battlestar Galactica? Man: No. Dwight: Then your an idiot.
Hahahah, This show is the best.
Lately, I've been finding myself to be hungry. All the time. And since its winter, I'm always craving warm food. Delicious. Like right now, a Hershey bar sounds delicious. But of course, I couldn't eat Hershey with Almonds, because I ate a cookie the other day that was FILLED with a bunch of nuts, and later that night I had another lip swelling incident. This time, it was a new record of largeness. Its getting really fricken annoying. If you would like to see what exactly I'm dealing with, I have pictures on my cell phone. I'll send them to you. It might be worthwhile.
Well, my mother is pressuring me to start settling down for the stupid ITBS crap.
Color Me Gone,
Zach
I am watching The Office. Dwight: Do you ever watch Battlestar Galactica? Man: No. Dwight: Then your an idiot.
Hahahah, This show is the best.
Lately, I've been finding myself to be hungry. All the time. And since its winter, I'm always craving warm food. Delicious. Like right now, a Hershey bar sounds delicious. But of course, I couldn't eat Hershey with Almonds, because I ate a cookie the other day that was FILLED with a bunch of nuts, and later that night I had another lip swelling incident. This time, it was a new record of largeness. Its getting really fricken annoying. If you would like to see what exactly I'm dealing with, I have pictures on my cell phone. I'll send them to you. It might be worthwhile.
Well, my mother is pressuring me to start settling down for the stupid ITBS crap.
Color Me Gone,
Zach
Friday, October 2, 2009
Zits
Yes, today's post is about zits. And no, I am not talking about the hilarious comic that you find in the newspaper.
I'm talking about the ones that you get on your face. Today, I have found out the worst place you can have a zit: In the curve of your ear. I'm not sure really how to describe an ear, but it has, like, two curves at the top and its in one of the curves. At first I was scared of it being an ear infection, but I felt around and realized it was a terrible place for a terrible zit. And the worst thing about it, is that you can't fix it. It's very difficult to apply zit cream to something that you can't see and can barely feel. It's a very difficult situation.
Today I decided that from now on I will blog every Tuesday and Friday. These days seem to work best for me. If I just so happen to miss a post, I will make up for it the next day. Promise. So make sure you find a few minutes in your Tuesday's and Friday's to read a new post on yabomania.blogspot.com. And don't forget to vote on the poll! (:
Color Me Gone,
Zach
I'm talking about the ones that you get on your face. Today, I have found out the worst place you can have a zit: In the curve of your ear. I'm not sure really how to describe an ear, but it has, like, two curves at the top and its in one of the curves. At first I was scared of it being an ear infection, but I felt around and realized it was a terrible place for a terrible zit. And the worst thing about it, is that you can't fix it. It's very difficult to apply zit cream to something that you can't see and can barely feel. It's a very difficult situation.
Today I decided that from now on I will blog every Tuesday and Friday. These days seem to work best for me. If I just so happen to miss a post, I will make up for it the next day. Promise. So make sure you find a few minutes in your Tuesday's and Friday's to read a new post on yabomania.blogspot.com. And don't forget to vote on the poll! (:
Color Me Gone,
Zach
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