Haunted Hallows Was The Best Experience of My Life

Yes. Tonight was an experience that I will never forget.

I went to Haunted Hallows with Joe, Logan, Logan's sister Lauren, and her friends Dana, Ben, and Jacob. Jacob and Ben were late, so we decided to walk around, while Dana kept saying, "Oh boy, I hope we don't see the Chainsaw Guy!!!" Well, the first person we saw was the Chainsaw Guy. We just walked right by us, climbed on the picnic table, turned around, started his chainsaw, and started chasing after us. Logan and Joe walked away, Dana and Lauren just stood there, and I, of course, ran. Well, I was later informed that running away shows your fear, and these people who scare people for a living LOVE fear, so I was chased with a fake chainsaw. I felt like such a hypocrite because I always told people to stay calm because if they touch you, you can SUE THEM FOR EVERY SINGLE PENNY THAT THEY ARE WORTH. But I thought he was going to kill me. I honestly believed that that man was going to take my life. I ran into the fence, and he looked at me, and jammed the saw into the fence next to me, as I begged him to leave me alone. Then I ran back to Dana and Lauren, and they were right next Michael Meyers who almost started chasing me with his fake knife. That was the highlight of my night. We went into a barn house with strobe lights that made you feel like you were dreaming or something. We visited Michael's house and went through a couple other small things. Then, we decided to visit DUN DUN DUN....The Haunted House. Well, Jacob had a few issues with Chainsaw Jerk. He got terribly scared, so the Chainsaw Jerk decided to have his back. Since Jacob had such a bad experience at the beginning, he didn't want to go to the house. Chainsaw Jerk showed a glimmer of niceness and he decided that he would go in the house. There is a TV at the beginning that shows a real news show investigating the house, since people believe its truly haunted. THEN, a scary flippin clown pops out and says, "HELLLLLLLLLLLLO!" and gives you directions and tells you not to smoke. The house was disturbing. The clown ends up scaring you. Bloody Mary, her psychotic lover, and their love child all appear in the house, along with an attractive prisoner, a little girl who lives in a chimney, a butler who leads you through a curtain, and guy who looks like he has frost bite on his face. Whoopsie, don't forget posessed candle girl and the one with the greenface. And finally, the mean lady who scares you with a car, then yells at you because your friend Dana can't open a door. Me and Joe have decided that are officially men, no longer boys.

This was a great experience, and I want to go somewhere else to experience these fun haunted houses.

Color Me Gone,

Zach