3 Days Til Vacation

Im going on vacation for a whole week in just 3 days. Partay!!!!! Heyey!!!! Guess what i did yesterday? I saw "The Dark Knight". If Heath Ledger doesn't get an Academy Award I will hunt down everyone who is part of the Academy and put rotten potatoes in their houses so it will smell up the house until they find the potatoes. Please don't believe what i just wrote because:

(a. I'm not that cruel or devious
(b. It would be physically impossible for someone to hunt down EVERY single board member.
(c. Well, i just wanted a (c. I have nothing else to say.

So on Monday i did the usual at golf, didn't keep score, ate nachos and drank Coca Cola afterwards, et cetera et cetera. Then i went swimming and then yesterday i went to the movie and today i woke up early which sadly i've been doing lately. This is not good. We got alot if not all of our school supplies so we're pretty much ready to go. Maybe i'll start packing tonight. Will and Claire's brothers also made the team. I'm flying pretty high right now (that's an expression for like, feeling pretty good, i think, im pretty sure.) So, thats all for now!

Zach

Tubing

Today the whole side of my mom's family went tubing/boating and it was awesome!!!!!! I went on the tube about 7 or 6 times and i was only a "victim" (fell off) once. But 2 times i went with Paige and we went slow for her so that doesn't count. I went with my two cousins too. My tooth is getting a little looser. I hope everyone has enjoyed their weekend. Tomorrow is my last day of golf because next week i'll be on vacation!!!!! That means you'll be Yabomania-less for a week unless i can get ahold of a computer and have time. But it's vacation.

This is my 90th post. I've already told you about what's coming up for my 100th post. its gonna be as intense as it was tubing today, and that was EXTREMELY intense. Will you be able to handle it?

Jared tried out yesterday and today for the same baseball team and we already got a call saying he made it. Yes!

Color Me Gone and Probably Sore Tomorrow,

Zach

Business; House Flies

I've been busy the last day. At this time yesterday, Logan and Will were here at my house because we had just golfed 18 holes and they were spending the night here. So then in the morning we went to Logan's house and had hot dogs for lunch. They were like, stupendous. Then we went bowling and i got a strike (the bumpers weren't even up!!!) Logan got on too and Will got three using his magical powers. Wink Wink.

So ever since i've got home i've been so tired. I watched a movie and ate popcorn et cetera et cetera. You know what i do? I put salt on my popcorn. That's like putting sugar on cake. Gosh, i need to stop these freak show salt habits. My mom calls me a heartattack-waiting-to-happen. Then she urges me to eat healthier. Yeah she's smart.

Now, today's topic is house flies. They are all over during the summer because everyone is going in and out of the house which causes a lot of door opening. I hate that pathetic buzzing sound. They're all, "Ooh i'm suppose to be annoying so i'll buzz!!!" What kind of game is that. I dont like it!

Zach

Titanic

I saw the last hour of that movie last night and that is TOTALLY the hour to see. Rose and Jack come to different struggles again and again and have really close calls but manage to make it every time. And then, at the end, when everyone is jumping and they lay on the side till it all goes down. Sad sad story. Then they get on top of the debris, where Jack freezes to death in Rose's arms, with her promising to never let go of her promise: to live life to its fullest. Then she lets him sink into the water, tearfully. Next, she blows a whistle for help and she is taken to a boat. Finally, at the end as she tells her adult grandchildren abouts it, they are all in tears. They were the first ones to learn about Jack. And she throws the blue diamond of the ship she is currently on, remebering Jack. As she sleeps, she dreams about a briken ship, and the ship turning beautiful again and her being reunited with everyone on the ship, including Jack.

Well, i gotta go golfing this morning so bye

Zach

Ps I'll tell you about my grandma and grandpa's and the Father-Son game and party tomorrow.

Oh Yeah!!!

Guess where im typing from. You'll never guess. Maybe. Im typing from our new Lappety Top!!!! My mom got a new one and got the internet to work and so now here we are. But, mom and dad are being more understandably stricter. No food or drink at all!!! No waterballoons (that one is obviously meant for Jared (actually i made up that rule)) It can only be used in one place, the living room, and not the family room so we're not distracted by the TV.

But anyway im really excited to have a new lappety top!!!

Last night was very relaxing because we had a fire in this pit that my dad got for my mom about a year ago for Mother's Day. We had S'mores, popcorn, soda, et cetera et cetera. We played some awesome blossom campfore games:
I'm going to the grocery store- you go down the alpahbet saying things you're gonna get at the grocery store and then the next person has to repeat everything that's already been said.

The Name Game- I start out saying ben affleck and the next person has to think of a name that starts with the first initial of the last name. Very fun.

And of course Jared is asking for a turn on the laptop so bye

Zach

Ps I didn't know about the laptop until last night

It's The End of The Road

Yeah, my acting class ended today and i had a whole heap of fun. Sad Day. The final production was awesome and we all improved from Monday. Last night, i went to an ice cream social and there was a professional artist doing caricitures. i got one done and i swear if i was a drawing, that is exactly what i would look like. That lady was AMAZING.Im gonna hang it in my room. She asked what you wanted to be doing in your picture and i said golfing and thats what i got.

This weekend:
Saturday: 2 0clock go to Granma and grampa's house and spend the night while my mom and dad are @ a Party.
Sunday: Go to zoo or movie w/ Granma then get picked up by mom and dad and head to the Father-Son game to do Scoreboard. Go to Jared's baseball partay. Heeeyyyy!

Kind of a busy weekend.

On The Menu:
Steak
Sweet Corn
Apples
Water

Okay bye!

Acting Classes Are Awesome

Im in the middle of it this week and im having loads and loads of fun and it is so awesome. And golf is going good. Ben, the kid i said who "bragged" is actually nice. I just need to not judge people from a very first impression. Gosh, i have some really bad traits. My really really really late New Year's Resolution is to be a better person. I can do it.

On The Menu:
Hamburger (A very juicy one)
French Fries

Ya know i hate to keep ranting on about this stupid tooth but i cant helpit. It seems like it keeps getting looser and looser. I finished a family puzzle today and again I hate to brag but i did so awesome and did a lot of work. I have been getting a lot of compliments on my poem the other day so i'll try to give you another one that will live up to the first one's expectations:

Feelings

By Zach

How could you do this!?!
You made an emotional miss!!!

This totally not cool.
You are such a fool!

We made a deal that you broke!
It was not a joke!

To you our deal was fake!
How could you, how could you eat the last cupcake?

Something Delicious

We tried something new tonight for dinner and oh my gosh it was soooooooooo awesomely delicious. It was grilled pizza. Seriously awesome. At first i wasnt sure about it because i never heard of it. Very good though. I dont know all the specific steps in making this delicacy, so i cant explain it.

Im just hanging out today. My golf clubs are at Logans so im hoping that i can talk to him via phone and tell him that i need those. i left him a message today and never got a reply. i am very bored today. Now i have a question:
Have you ever really wanted to know something and then you learn and wish you never asked?
I know im not the only victim of that, or atleast im hoping.

Random Quote Time:

"100% of the shots you don't take don't go in"
~ Wayne Gretzky

"An eye for eye only makes the whole world blind"
~ M.K. Ghandi

Okay that's all for now.

You're favorite Zach,

Zach

Summer is Making Me Stupid

Maybe it happens every year to me, i dont know. It totally feels like a Thursday. It does. To me anyway. I tried to divide a math problem to figure something out and i couldn't do it because i got all the math things confused so enventually i just said, "Whatever!" I'm reading the Living section and the reviews for Dinner & a Movie are lame. Well, the movie is lame but the restaurant looks ok. Sneeze. Let's see whats on TV tonight:
Yeah, how bout i read a book.

Let's see whats going on with People:
The girl from Grease got married. I wonder if her vows were all, "I'll be hopelessly devoted to you." I hope your laughing right now because that was suppose to be funny.

Wow, Eddie Murphy's movie got dissed. Sad Story. I know that from the first three sentences.

Birthdays:
Tab Hunter
Bonnie Pointer
Stephen Lang
Mindy Sterling
Sela Ward
Michael Rose
Peter Murphy
Mark Lester
Kirk Whalum
Suzanne Vega
Richie Sambora
Lisa Rinna
Scott Shriner
Jeff Corwin
Lil' Kim
Ben Gibbard
Peter Cincotti
David Henrie


Wow, alot.

Comis were awesome. My favorites are Family Circus, Dennis the Menace, Zits, Heart of the City, and Willy and Ethel.

Awesome

ZaCh

Eyes and Scary Stories

Okay, first of all, my eyes are bugging me. It feels like i like got an eyelid in it but i dont know. When my mom gets home im gonna ask her if i can have an eyedrop to flush it out. i cant do it by myself so i'll need her. Yesterday, we got rained out of golf because we saw lightning so Will, Logan and me went to Logan's house and ended up spending the night. That's when i made the mistake.

Logan's sister and her friend were reading scary stories on the internet so the three of us decided to join them. And yes, i already no im not the sharpest pencil in the package so dont tell me that. Anyway, the stories freaked me out and i stayed home alone today and yeah i was scared. I need to learn to make better decisions but sadly that probably wont happen any time soon. Oh well.

Tonight is Jared's last official baseball game. The Father-Son game doesn't count.

Well, i think im gonna go eat something.

Zach

No Golf

I think i already told you this but no golf today do to the 4th of July weekend but i am going golfing with Logan today anyway so... Jared's team came in 7th place in the tournament but in the overall rankings they came in 2nd place in state out of the whole season. That's awesome no matter what you say. He has one more game Tuesday and then he has a Father-Son game which i will be announcing and Will will do scoreboard. My mom's the behind the plate umpire. i will be an awesome announcer. "Up next, a pitcher who just so happens to be my brother, Jared!!!" Oh Yeah.

Right now im about to have lunch: Peanut Butter & Crackers. Now, let me tell you something, i HATE HATE HATE smooth peanut butter. It's disgusting. Peanut butter is only good with chunks of peanuts in it. Mmmmmmm. Delicious. I cant wait to go eat it. Sorry this is a short post but im hungry.

Hoping you understand,

Zach

PS Josh, golfing this week?

I can ride my bike with no handle bars

No not really but thats a good song. Happy birthday to either America or the United States or both. Im not sure but you'd think i would know since they're always like blah blah blah's birthday but i cant remember. Tonight im going to Kathy's house like every year for 4th of July. Jared's in the middle of state tournament this weekend and so far we're 3-0 which is awesome blossom with extra awesome. I had a Mountain Dew to wake me up this morning and yeah, not working. Jared's games so early in the morning for some reason. It really does not make sense. I hope you liked my poem yesterday and if you haven't seen it yet just simply scroll down to yesterday's post. Easy as that.

I am constantly finding myself yawning. Hopefully my mom gets home soon so we can make some homemade ice cream; the best ice cream there is. If gold had a taste, it would taste like homemade ice cream. i'm not even kidding. My tooth feels like it could come out. Hold on...

...It is very loose but ill give it some time

time to make ice cream :)

Zach

A Random Poem for Your Thoughts

What tickles your fancy?
Is it when a cow goes, "Moo!"?
Is it when you take a shower,
With Soap, Conditioner, and Shampoo?

How about your kitty cat?
Or a glass of soda?
Or the Star Wars movies,
With Anakin and Yoda?

Is it a certain color?
Like purple, green, or yellow?
Or when things are quiet:
Calm, Peaceful, and Mellow

Is it when you're singing,
Or Dancing your heart away?
Or a certain month:
March, April, or May.

Is it the awesome sky?
And the clouds from up above?
Or is it something deep,
Like true sincere Love

Whatever it is,
Adore it like there's no tomorrow
Because in the end,
You do not want sorrow





Not tryin' to brag, but i made that up all by myself. Poetry rocks.

Zach

Persistency Stinks!!!

Truly, it does. You know that loose tooth i told you about? Yeah well i want it out so i keep pulling on it and now it hurts! i pulled real hard a lot of times now im in pain. It aint pretty my friends. Well, i hope everyone else is having an Awesome Bloosom with extra Awesome day. I had a dream last night and it made me mad! Okay, so last year i was in a play CINDERELLA and it was the best experience of my life. I auditoned this year for THE WIZARD OF OZ, but didn't make it which made me sad. Last night i had a dream and they remade CINDERELLA and almost the whole entire original cast was in it but me. In real life, I went to see a THE WIZARD OF OZ this Summer and there were alot of people who were also in CINDERELLA. Now i feel like rejected all over again like they didn't like me in CINDERELLA so they rejected me for THE WIZARD OF OZ. I dont know. Im taking an acting class this Summer and ill keep auditioning.
Now im mad at myself because im still sad i didnt make it and cant get over the fact that "that's just show busines". I hate dreams. Why cant you sleep in peace?

Well, that was alot of typing so im just gonna chill out for the rest of day or do some other things. I dont know.

Zach

Jared Was Right?

We went swimming today but Jared didn't go because he had practice and he didn't want his energy to drained. Now i'm tired. I'm glad he doesn't read this because i would never admit to his face that he was right. Never. Ever. I just fell off my computer chair. Oops.

On The Menu:
Roast Beef
French Fries
Water

Wasn't too hungry tonight. Hopefully we'll be able to buy some fireworks. Who knows.

Now, something you don't know about me:
I've always wanted to dye my hair darker. And then buy a whole heep of black clothes and go goth. Then, i'll try and go mute (probably not possible). Everyone will think im heading to a scary place. Then 5 years later, ill go up to everyone and show them my winning smile and start wearing my same clothes and being normal. Then ill tell them, "I sure pulled the wool over your eyes."

Oh Yeah.

Zach