Days of My Lives

Lately, I feel as though my life is interesting. Too interesting. Everyday has something to offer, and I'm kind of glad that those boring days of Summer are over. Maybe I should get a summer job? I bet the offers will (won't) come pouring in!!

Mondays are the worst. You party all weekend, and wake up to Migrain Monday. You don't want to be at work/school and as the second day of the week, its a pretty lame day. No signifigance at all.

Tuesdays are pretty good. We're thankful that Monday is over with and there are six whole days till the next time you have to deal with one. However, I get POUNDED with homework.

Wednesdays are kind of boring. Whatever.

Thursdays are da bomb diggety. I have recurring thoughts in my head, saying, "Tomorrow's Friday!!!!!"

Fridays are even bomb diggetier. The party officially starts and you run out the school building/workplace, readier than you have ever been. Every single week.

And then it starts all over again.

If you didn't get the opportunity to read my last hilarious post regarding Debbie Reynolds, scroll down. Thank you!~

Color Me Gone,

Zach

The Amazing Talents of Debbie Reynolds

As I sit here wearing my Snuggie, I am watching an amazing Disney Channel Original Movie by the name of Halloweentown. It stars, Debbie Reynolds. The only reason I know this is because I am one of the very few people who pays attention to opening credits of a movie. Anyway, it was pretty easy to figure out which one was Debbie Reynolds because Debbie is mainly an older person name (As I pray to God Aunt Debbie isn't reading this) and the other actors/actresses are either younger, red-heads, or men. And red-heads are usually not named Debbie. Whoopsie. I just googled Debbie Reynolds and apparently she was a red-head back in the day. ANWAY!!!!!!!!! The older lady is definitely Debbie Reynolds. I'm hoping. But, whoever it is, she's a good actress. Disney Channel Original Movies are cheesy, and its surprising for someone to be so awesome in a cheesy movie. However, Halloweentown is one of my fan favorites, no matter how cheesy it is.

Did you know that PepperJax has real plants in the restaurant? I accidently (purposely) tore a leaf off the plant and it was real. Just thought you should know.

I'll see you in three days or less.

Color Me Gone,

Zach

The Terrible Life of a Hard-Working Blogger

I blame it all on Karma.

Previously on YaboMania, I blogged about my spontaneous swelling of the face dilemma. My mother scheduled an appointment with an Allergist to see what the problem was. I was told that I would get various creams rubbed on my skin and whichever one I reacted to would be the cause of the problem. Wrong. My back was pricked 29 times. My forearm was pricked 4 times. And I received 4 shots. It sucked. Apparently, I am allergic to almonds, even though I have eaten Hershey's Milk Chocolate with Almonds all my life. I am also allergic to trees and grass. This is Karma, for not letting Chase guest blog and letting Josh instead. I don't whats going on here, but I'm nearly positive that its Karma.

Survivor has started up again! Marisa was the first to go home. There is a real mean dude named Russell on there. He told his team about living in New Orleans, surviving in Hurricane Katrina, and his dog dying in the disaster. He lived on his roof for 2 days and was a fireman. He later revealed that none of it was true. He just loved how easily people's hearts broke over little lies. Then he proceeded to dump the canteens of water and burn a fellow tribemate's socks. Stay tuned as I update you on Russell's antics!

Color me Gone,

Zach

Munchos

Right now, I am eating a bag of Munchos, an incredibly delicious brand of chips that you can purchase your local gas station or super market. They are amazing and the bag is almost empty.

I was hoping to blog last night, but I was messed up. For some odd reason, my entire face became swollen randomly. This isn't the first time this has happened ("Put some carmex on it!") However, previously, only my upper lip swelled up. This time, it was all of my lips, my eye, and even my nose. I looked like I have just received silicone injections. It sucked. I have an appointment with the doctor next week, and to top it all off, I have an orthodontist appointment tomorrow, where I'm just going to get yelled at for not wearing my retainer. Yup, life is going great.

On the Menu:
Talapia
Potatoes
Apples

I hope Survivor is starting soon!! I've been waiting for it all summer long.

Color Me Gone,

Zach

Praying Mantises Are Gross

I just saw a praying mantis on the screen door trying to break into my house. I flicked him, causing him to fly onto the table on our deck. If he's not gone by morning, he better hope those prayers work!

School sucks. Homework is pathetic-ville. Waking up at 6:30 is killer. I'm not even kidding. It's gonna suck when I'm 47 years old and I have to do that EVERY SINGLE DAY. Except weekends!

Well, as you know, its Labor Day Weekend. Labor Day Weekend is always fun and exciting for me because I do absolutely nothing. By the way, Ricky Bobby just got mauled by a cougar. Anyways, Labor Day Weekend is pretty much the worst weekend ever. I'm not gonna lie, I have no idea what Labor Day celebrates. I know all the little kids think its when women go into labor (by the way, Brother Dave's wife is giving birth this week!) Back to the point, Labor Day is stupid and pointless. And I stand by that until I find out what it celebrates. And when I find something useful to do next year. Now I am watching a commercial for lice. It's gonna be a looooooooooooooooooooong 3-day weekend.

Color Me Gone,

Zach