Saturday, September 5, 2009

Praying Mantises Are Gross

I just saw a praying mantis on the screen door trying to break into my house. I flicked him, causing him to fly onto the table on our deck. If he's not gone by morning, he better hope those prayers work!

School sucks. Homework is pathetic-ville. Waking up at 6:30 is killer. I'm not even kidding. It's gonna suck when I'm 47 years old and I have to do that EVERY SINGLE DAY. Except weekends!

Well, as you know, its Labor Day Weekend. Labor Day Weekend is always fun and exciting for me because I do absolutely nothing. By the way, Ricky Bobby just got mauled by a cougar. Anyways, Labor Day Weekend is pretty much the worst weekend ever. I'm not gonna lie, I have no idea what Labor Day celebrates. I know all the little kids think its when women go into labor (by the way, Brother Dave's wife is giving birth this week!) Back to the point, Labor Day is stupid and pointless. And I stand by that until I find out what it celebrates. And when I find something useful to do next year. Now I am watching a commercial for lice. It's gonna be a looooooooooooooooooooong 3-day weekend.

Color Me Gone,

Zach

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