This world is full of despicable, ignorant, crazy, low-life baffoons.

I just heard Chris Brown and Rihanna are back together. Rihanna is so idiotic and stupid for going back to the loser with no friends. People are just so darn stupid these days! Rihanna is young and naive, Chris Brown is a loser who needs to be enrolled in anger management classes and then locked up at Alcatraz!

Today i went to a fish fry sponsored by a church. Since it was a church, they let children open Pickles. I was opening them. The top prize was $130. I opened one that was $130. GO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wanted $50 since i opened it but i had to negotiate with my father. He offered me $20. I refused so we negotiated more. The final deal was.. I get $35, I have to pay for my food tomorrow at the College Basketball team and Dad will be the latest guest writer on this very blog. Expect his post this weekend.

Color Me Gone,
Zach

Here's to Snowball

Tragedy has occurred in our class. Last year, we kept rats in our class for Science projects. Their names were Fluffy and Snowball. Two girls adopted them and took them home. Over a year later, Snowball has tragically passed away from heart disease. This is a very hard time, especially for the owner, Andrea, who is heartbroken (No pun intended since the rat died from heart disease and all.) So here's to Snowball! We love you and we miss you.

Color Me Gone,

Zach

Yola!!!!!!

This is a combination of "Yo" and "Hola." Awesome right? Well if you dont like it you can leave.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Im just joshing!!!!! Well, it's Saturday, i dont have anything going except another basketball game tomorrow. Yup.

And now:

Hot Topics! (When you read this, say it like, "Hot Pockets!" I love that commercial.)

This is kind of like Jay Leno commenting on stuff at the beginning of his show.


*Chris Brown beat up Rihanna. ~ Did you see that picture?????? Lord, he needs to be locked up cuz he's an IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Someone got beat up by a tiger or something in San Francisco. The person was poking a stick at it, i think. ~ No!!!!!!!!!! You don't do that. What an imbecile!

*A woman was stranded on her floor for 9 days after falling off her bed. Her husband was in the hospital. ~ She needs to be in a Nursing Home if her husbad ain't healthy and she cant take care of herself for Pete's sake!

*A man survived a horrible train wreck on the way to see his family. On the journey home, we got ran over by another train and died. ~That man was bound to die from a train. Poor Guy :(

Color Me Gone,

Zach

Zach's Oscar Picks

As most of you know, i'm pretty passionate about acting. So on Sunday is the Oscars, here are my picks (in Bold and italics):


Best Picture:
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Frost/Nixon
Milk
The Reader
Slumdog Millionaire

Best Actor:
Richard Jenkins-The Vistor
Frank Langella-Frost/Nixon
Sean Penn-Milk
Brad Pitt-The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Mickey Rourke-The Wrestler

Best Actress:
Anne Hathaway-Rachel Getting Married
Angelina Jolie-Changeling
Melissa Leo-Frozen River
Meryl Streep-Doubt
Kate Winslet-The Reader

Best Supporting Actor:
Josh Brolin-Milk
Robert Downey, Jr.-Tropic Thunder
Philip Seymour Hoffman-Doubt
Heath Ledger-The Dark Knight
Michael Shannon-The Reader

Best Supporting Actress:
Amy Adams-Doubt
Penelope Cruz-Vicky Cristina Barcelona
Viola Davis-Doubt
Taraji P. Henson-The Curious Case of Benajmin Button
Marisa Tomei-The Wrestler

Best Animated Film
Wall-E
Bolt
Kung-Fu Panda

Those are all the categories i care about and those are my picks.

Color Me Gone,

ZAch

The Presidents Of The United States

1. George Washington
2. John Adams
3. Thomas Jefferson
4. James Madison
5. James Monroe
6. John Quincy Adams
7. Andrew Jackson
8. Martin Van Buren
9. William Henry Harrison
10. John Tyler
11. James Knox Polk
12. Zachary Taylor
13. Millard Fillmore
14. Franklin Pierce
15. James Buchanan
16. Abraham Lincoln
17. Andrew Johnson
18. Ulysses S. Grant
19. Rutherford B. Hayes
20. James Garfield
21. Chester Arthur
22. Grover Cleveland
23. Benjamin Harrison
24. Grover Cleveland
25. William McKinley
26. Theodore Roosevelt
27. William Howard Taft
28. Woodrow Wilson
29. Warren Harding
30. Calvin Coolidge
31. Herbert Hoover
32. Franklin D. Roosevelt
33. Harry S Truman
34. Dwight D. Eisenhower
35. John F. Kennedy
36. Lyndon Johnson
37. Richard Nixon
38. Gerald Ford
39. James Carter
40. Ronald Reagan
41. George H. W. Bush
42. William J. Clinton
43. George W. Bush
44. Barack H. Obama

Today is the day we honor the people above ^^^^^^^^

If you want to learn about any particular one of these dudes, simply click on one of the names

Color Me Gone,

Zach

Metro Spelling Bee

Well Happy Valentine's Day to everyone. Give your special someone a big ol' hug for me.

Today was the Metro Catholic Spelling Bee. This one has much harder words and much smarter kids. I got out the first round on credenza. I spelled it cridenza. Oh well. I have no idea how I'll ever go on!!!! I'm just kidding.

Well, it snowed in my neck of the woods so there was no school yesterday. While i was out shoveling, I did something that was rather foolish. I, thinking there was SSOOOO much snow on the ground, jumped off the deck hoping for a nice soft landing in the snow. I hurt my heel and it hurts when i walk. Me and my big ideas.

I had to wake up early today because of the Bee and i'm tired and had a headache but it's kind of going away. Right now i'm watching College basketball. The team im rooting for is winning.

Color Me gone,

Zach

Disappointed In Us, The Human Beings Of This Earth

On the way home from school today, i saw litter EVERYWHERE. Throw garbage away people, not on the land. Do you want to screw up the whole world? It's not a smart thing to do. It makes you look like you want to live in a giant garbage can. I don't know anyone who would want to do such a foolish thing. Well, i haven't been doing much this week. My brother got to go skiing today and got to skip school. Loser...

And, now the topic of the day...Cacti. It's the plural of cactus, and what do they do? Don't they supply water to camels or something???? Oh well, they have no purpose to me except they are decorations for the desert. Who cares, so what????/

Random Fact Time:Picasso could draw before he could walk and his first word was the Spanish word for pencil.
Sumerians invented writing in the 4th century BC.
The first book published is thought to be the Epic of Gilgamesh, written at about 3000 BC in cuneiform, an alphabet based on symbols.
The first history book, the Great Universal History, was published by Rashid-Eddin of Persia in 1311.
The first novel, called The story of Genji, was written in 1007 by Japanese noble woman, Murasaki Shikibu.
William Shakespeare wrote his first play The Taming of the Shrew in 1593.
The German PJ Reuter started a foreign news agency in 1858. Today Reuters is one of the biggest news agencies in the world.
The oldest surviving daily newspaper is the Wiener Zeitung of Austria. It was first printed in 1703.
The Bible still is the world's best selling book.
Colr Me Gone,

Zach