Monday, November 30, 2009

Day 5: ......I Have Defeated an Enemy

Christmas, Christmas time is near
Time for toys and time for cheer
We've been good, but we can't last
Hurry Christmas, hurry fast
Want a plane that loops the loop
Me, I want a hula hoop
We can hardly stand the wait
Please Christmas, don't be late.

The title of my blog refers to an annoying man in Paige's video game. He won't shut up, and the only thing he ever says is, "I have defeated an enemy" Who cares? I defeated an enemy a long time ago. Its called The Boogyman. You don't see me going around bragging about it.

I have Basketball tonight. UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH! I don't mind practicing, but the gym is so dang hot I feel like I'm gonna explode and when I wake up I'll be in the hospital with a breathalizer in my mouth and up my nostrils. I'm just saying. Plus, last time, I ate dinner before practice and felt sick afterward'z.

Thank Goodness I don't have a lot of homework.

I'm tired, as usual.

Yeah.

Color Me Gone,

Zach

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Day 4: Sigh. Happy Birthday Jared

It's Christmas, It's Christmas, Remarkably its Christmas, that wonderfully rejuvenating time of the year. It's Christmas, It's Christmas. Astoundingly it's Christmas. Hear the sleigh bells jingle on this Yuletide morn.

Well, today is Jared's birthday! In other words, today marks the 15th anniversary of Jared's birth. Whoop-de-doo!

Today, despite my mother's hesitation, we put our indoor decorations today! Including our Christmas Tree and ornaments! We reorganized the living room temporarily, and its been a great day. I'm exhausted. And mad. Tomorrow I have to go back to school. Ugggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I do NOT like school. I can tell ya that right now!

Haha. Jared's friends were all going to the mall, but they are gonna surprise him and take him out for Chinese food! Yayy! haha. Shhh. Don't tell him!

So I don't think I should have to write that much due to the fact that my movie review for Day 3 was like sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo long!

Speaking of which, read the review and go see the movie!

Color Me Gizonee,

Zach

Saturday, November 28, 2009

Day 3: The Blind Side-Movie Review

Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Prospero Ano y Felicidad.

iHola! This is my very first movie review. My movie reviews have two sections: Plot and Performances. I will take in to account the plot of the movie (without the "Spoiler Alert" since SOMEBODY, not mentioning names, Chase, hates it.) Then I will use Wikipedia, the Free Encyclopedia, for specific names for specific actors, and write about their performances. So now, please enjoy my very first movie review!

Plot:

The Blind Side. A blind side is an offensive football strategy has evolved over the past three decades in large part due to Lawrence Taylor's arrival in the 1980s and how this evolution has placed an increased importance on the role of the left tackle. Left tackle-the position Michael Oher played at the University of Missouri. That explains the title. However, the movie dives into more than just football. The Blind Side, based on Carl Lewis' novel, "The Blind Side: The Evolution of the Game," which is based on real life, follows the journey of Michael Oher and the Tuohy family. After seeing him walking alone on a cold, rainy night, Leigh Anne Tuohy, despite her husband's hesitation, takes in Oher and lets him sleep in their home for the night. After he spends a few days with the Tuohy's, Leigh Anne realizes that Michael has nowhere to go. They drive down to his home, known as "Hurt Village," an obviously dangerous environment for Michael to be living in. The Tuohy's finally decide that it would only be right if they adopt Michael and make him part of their family, and it all evolves from there.

The Blind Side is a truly inspiring real-life story of the Tuohy's adopting a boy in need. The screenplay, adapted by John Lee Hancock (also the director,) is believable, as it should be. Great job, Mr. Hancock.

3 1/2 out of 4

Performances:
Great performances all around.

Sandra Bullock as Leigh Anne Tuohy- I'm a big fan of Sandra Bullock. On my Facebook profile, three of her movies- Miss Congeniality, The Proposal, and The Blind Side- are all of my favorites. This is, by far, her best performance. Bullock has taken a turn to dramatic side of acting more than once (i.e. Crash, Premonition,) but this is the first time I think she will get individual honors for her performance. Bullock's performance is honest and this movie has given Bullock the chance to prove herself as a dramatic actress.

Tim McGraw as Sean Tuohy- Tim McGraw's performance was just ALMOST as good. McGraw was always there for comedic relief, but in a scene he shares with his new adoptive son Michael, McGraw's true acting talents are shown. And in a kissing scene with Sandra Bullock, I have no doubt in my mind that Faith Hill got her Granny Panties in a bunch. I'm just saying.

Kathy Bates as Miss Sue- Michael's tutor. HILARIOUS! Oscar Winner Bates again proves that she has acting chops to handle any role, big or small.

Quinton Aaron as Michael Oher- Not bad for Aaron's very first movie. Aaron stands at 6'10" and is beastly. He does fantastic as a gentle giant whose had a very rough life.

Lily Collins as Collins Tuohy- The Tuohy's only daughter. A small part. Her character struggles to cope with the attention she gets having a new, adoptive brother, let alone an African-American one.

Ray McKinnon as Coach Cotton- Part-time Football coach, full-time Buzz-Kill. At first, you see Coach as more than a coach, as a man who wants the best for the homeless boy with a sad predicament. As the movie progresses, you see a more selfish side of Coach, and wonder if he only wanted Michael for his football team after all. A believable performance.

Kim Dickens as Mrs. Boswell- Mrs. Boswell is one of the many teachers who doesn't want Michael in their school. After being convinced by Coach Cotton, Mrs. Boswell and the rest give in. Boswell is one of the few teachers who realizes Michael is more than meets the eye, and she helps him through school. Kim Dickens makes the most of her small role. Good acting.

Adriane Lenox as Denise Oher- Michael's crackhead mother. Lenox's portrayal is fantastic, even if her only scene was 5 minutes long. She portrays a woman who regrets making mistakes, and wishes the best for her children, even if she can't provide it for him.

Jae Head as SJ Tuohy- Arguably the funniest character in the movie.

Great performances all around in this movie. Definitely one of my favorites! And, you can check, I did this review by myself, I did NOT get it from any other website. Believe it. The only thing I got was one sentence from WikiPedia. It has the highlited words.

Color Me Gone,

Zach

Day 2: Thanksgiving Was Too Much For Me

Sleigh bells ringare you listeningin the lanesnow is glistening A beautiful sightwe're happy tonightwalking in a winter wonderland Gone away is the bluebirdhere to stay is a new bird He sings a love songas we go alongwalking in a winter wonderland

Sorry for the late night post. My computer wasn't cooperating, and I spent the day at Uncle "Brother" Dave's house in Logan, Iowa.

He had the family over to watch the game, and of course everyone wanted to hold his baby, little Joe. I'm not gonna lie, I like the baby MUCH better without the spit-up or the Cradle Cap. Ehhhh. Anyway, Huskers won, even though they let another touchdown get by with 2 SECONDS LEFT. During halftime, we rode on Dave's 4-wheeler and Polaris Offroader Ranger Wrangler Thing. It was very entertaining and it was a nice day in Logan, by the way.

Oh Thanksgiving. You've exhausted me. Seriously, I'm really tired. I can't help but think about sleep as I type. At present, I'm watching a Letterman rerun with Bill Murray. He's wearing a Shakespeare costume and is rambling, like any good comedian. This interview really does prove that people get less and less funny with age. Sorry.

Color Me Gone,

Zach

Thursday, November 26, 2009

YaboMania's 2nd Annual 30 Days of Christmas: Day 1: Patience is a Virtue

Deck the halls with boughs of holly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Tis the season to be jolly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Don we now our gay apparel,
Fa la la, fa la la, la la la.

Troll the ancient Yuletide carol,
Fa la la la la, la la la la

I know how excited everyone is! I know I am. Christmas is by far the best time of the year. Haha. I'm gonna be a terrible Scrooge since I love Christmas so much! Anyway, regarding the title of my post, I received a few complaints about not having the post up yet. Of course I'm gonna post, readers. Just be patient. As they say, Patience is a virtue. That's a common phrase is my household, heehee. Well, the first day of 30 Days of Christmas conveniently marks the day of Giving Thanks, or "Thanksgiving."

And let me tell you my Thanksgiving was fantastic. As always. First, we stopped at Grandma's house for a decent lunch. Turkey. Jello. Kilaches. Bread Rolls. Vegetables. Success. Brief resting stop at the house, then off to the Klosty's! Always good. Turkey. Vegetable. MUFFIN'Z! BREDD! Haha. There was also this thing that neither I or a cousin could identify, but it had cinnamon, so we assumed it was apple, and I tried some of it. It wasn't apple. It was pineapple. I do NOT like pineapple. Never had since Kindergarten. Wayyyy to sweet and mushy for my liking. I was caught off guard by the dish, and I didn't go back. I also debated this bowl of what looked like large, light red raisins. I truth or dared my sister to eat one, she didn't. Turns out that they were good smelling things. Good choice, Paige. The only negative part about the day's occasion was the rushed prayer by my own mother. Its Thanksgiving! At least state your thankfulness....for stuff! Oh well. Better luck next Thanksgiving, haha.

Well Color Me Gone on the first night of YaboMania's 30 days of Christmas!! 29 more to go!

Zach

Friday, November 20, 2009

The True Definition of "Growing Out of It"

Wellll. Today was productive. Its FRIDAY! My family and I feasted upon La Mesa. It was delicious. When I got home, my mother brought up the idea of cleaning out the cabinets. We encountered many old favorites (and by that I mean, classics that I enjoyed that my mother wanted to get rid of) I decided that tonight would be a good night for a movie marathon!!!!! I started with Barney Bus Adventure Whatever Who Cares. I learned a lesson today: Your always too old for Barney. Its cheesy, annoying, and the songs suck. Now, I am watching a Power Ranger marathon!!!! In order:
  1. Mighty Morphin Power Rangers-Day of the Dumpster
  2. MMPR-High Five
  3. MMPR-Food Fight
  4. MMPR-Happy Birthday, Zack
  5. MMPR-Bloom of Doom
  6. MMPR-Classic Ranger Edition: Pink Ranger Adventure
  7. MMPR-The Movie

Well, this should be a fun, interesting night, considering the motto is "Too hot to handle" Hah.

So last year, I had my first annual "30 Days of Christmas" Will it return this year?? YOU KNOW IT! Starting November 26, check in everyday at YaboMania to read my daily posts, in honor of Christmas-The best time of year. That being said, I won't be posting again until next Thursday-Thanksgiving~~~!!!@@@###$$$%%%^^^&&&***((()))

Color Me Gone,

Zach

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Giving Up, Cold Turkey (Kind Of)

Actually, cold turkey sounds kind of delicious right now. However, I am trying, I guess, to not drink so much soda. Its not healthy guys. But its so gosh dang yummy! So, its not necessarily cold turkey, but that is a fantastic expression!

Well, I guess its time I tell those who don't know. Our class is doing a school play by the name of "Bah, Humbug: Scrooge's Christmas Carol." We have been working on the play for over a month now. And, I have the part of Ebenezer Scrooge. I'm very excited!

Anyway, I just opened up a can of grape soda and I plan on enjoying it. I'm gonna brush my teeth though to get scrub away the sugar fibers(Sugar fibers??) off my teeth. When not drinking soda, a good substitute is ice cold water and Powerade, which only has 14 sugar fibers. Now I am enjoying Pringles with my grape soda. Yup, this is my way of eating healthily. Please, I implore you, follow me through my journey as I try to lead a more healthy lifestyle. (Ha ha ha, I almost said healthstyle.)

Well, my lips are dry and my nose is dripping. I'm out!

Color Me Gone,

Zach

Sunday, November 15, 2009

What...A Disappointment (i.e. Chase!)

Chase! C'mon! He was here all weekend and didn't get the opportunity to blog! What a fantastic guest writer.

Zach: You gonna guess blog this weekend, Chase?
Chase: I don't know. Depends if I have something to say.

Chase always has something to say! Sigh. Maybe next time. Thanksgiving is just around the corner and I want some Turkey! And some Blueberry muffins from Aunt Lori! I watched "Dr. Seuss' How The Grinch Stole Christmas" today. Good movie! I'll tell ya what isn't a good movie: 2012. It was totally unnecessary. Luckily, I've done my research (Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia) and I'm totally unconvinced. Our Earth aligning with a black hole or whatever? Yeah right. Mayans? The Mayans were a bunch of nut jobs who sacrificed each other. What kind of game is that? Now, I would hate to offend any person of the Mayan persuasion who reads this blog, but, with all due respect, your ancestors are insane. Why would they do that?

Let's think realistically here; how could it be that these Mayans have magical powers and they can predict when our world ends? Is "That's So Raven" a Mayan? Didn't think so. And again, black hole, alignment, whatever. When you give me a reasonable explanation better than Wikipedia about how this lovely world of ours will meet its demise, please, I implore you, tell me. It won't happen. Wanna know why? Cuz nothing's better than Wikipedia.

I'd like to thank Jared and Chase for warning me about this movie's high stupidity level.

Color Me Gone,

Zach

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Doritos

I love Doritos. They are extremely delicious. They deserve their own post. Besides SnoCone'z, I don't think any food has gotten an entire blog post dedicated to them. Please, correct me if I'm wrong.

When I was younger, all I knew about were the cheesy Doritos. But, now I'm being introduced to so many new options! Cool Ranch rocks my socks! My father and I enjoy Buffalo Blazin'. Even tonight, I tried Spicy Nacho, and immediately fell in love. How could one type of chip have so many flavors that all appeal to me for their different tastes? It seems impossible. I still have to try, like, those Late night Jalapeno ones. Those, sounds delicious! I have always been a big fan of chips, in general. Pringles. Lays. DORITOS. All of them. Yumm. Speaking of chips, a food that reminds me of chips are Corn Nuts. Lord. Corn Nuts are the BEST!I like them, I like them a lot. They taste like Fritos and make your breath smell terrible. But who cares? They are too enjoyable to care.

Anyway, the Doritos brings us to a brand new poll. What is favorite flavor of Doritos? I look forward to many diverse answers!

Chase's parents are taking a long weekend and heading off to San Diego for their anniversary, so Chase will be with us from Thursday afternoon to Tuesday morning. I have a guest blogger, in the house, I plan on letting him post. So look forward to that.

Color Me Gone,

Zach

Saturday, November 7, 2009

I'm Tired

Yeah, I'm pretty much exhausted. I went to a football game last night and today, since it was so nice out, I went golfing. I was VERY rusty. I haven't been out since August, so it felt pretty darn good. At present, I am watching the Nebraska-Oklahoma game. 3:46 in the first quarter. Zero'z. The referee looks like a chicken. Just an observation.

Mr. Pelini is pacing. He's getting nervous. I don't think Nebraska is playing that bad! Haha, I love when the camera turns to the crowd, and all you can see is faces and redness. 2nd quarter~13:41~no score. OH SNAP!!!!!!!!! TOUCHDOWN~HUSKERS! JUST SAW ALL THE RED BALLOONS FLY UP IN THE AIR!!!! We now have a score!

My apologies for such a short post, but I am tired and would like to relax. Chase is staying with us from the 12 through 15, so expect a post from him next weekend.

Color Me Gone,

Zach

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

My Love for Horror Movies

As my faithful blog readers know, when I saw the movie Saw IV, I felt "possessed" and freaked out. Now, I officially have turned a leaf. I love horror movies. As of right now, I am watching "Prom Night" Its not very "scary," but it is a suspense with some jumpy moments and it is slightly disturbing in some parts.

I really want to watch the originals, though. The original Halloween~The original Friday the 13th. By the way, the maid just got killed. Anyways, some original horror movies, the ones that gave horror films their start in pop culture, would be great to view. Yet I haven't gotten the opportunity.

'Tis the season for the flu! I have a cold, but I think by tomorrow it will be almost gone. Just get some Vitamin C into my system and I'll be good. Another girl dead in Prom Night. Well, its time to do my homework. Have a great week!

Color Me Gone,

Zach

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Announcement Regarding My Posts

I figured out how to post the posts that weren't able to come up! So I will be posting the posts that I thought got deleted~~~~!!!!

Enjoy!

Zach

Daylight Savings Time...Lord, Take Me Now

Today is one of my three least favorite moments of the year. Daylight Savings Time. The other two are Daylight Savings Time (Begins) and mid-July, because that's usually when I have a dentist appointment. I woke up at 8:48 this morning, but no, it had to be 7:48. People are stupid. They say, "You get an extra hour of sleep!" Not me! I'm soooooo used to waking up at my regular time, so now I wake up too early! I don't get the point. Why must we change our clocks every twice a year when it doesn't do us any good at all. It doesn't make sense, and I don't care if any snooty scientist tells me otherwise. Now I'm getting confused about losing an extra hour. So does that mean there are 23 hours in the day, and its gonna get dark at like 4 o'clock? This is stupid.



Recently, I watched a great movie called, "The Proposal." It, was amazing. As I sat on my living room chair, I was praying that it wouldn't be a chick flick. My brother and mother had seen it, and they had both loved it. However, my mom loves every movie, except Peter Pan (I mean, who doesn't love Peter Pan?) But Jared gave me a shock when he told me he liked it, so I believed I could watch it without being scared of it being a lame chick flick. It was hilarious. A lot of parts made me laugh. My favorite character was Betty White. I am very familiar with Betty White, because I frequently watch Match Game reruns from the 70's on The Game Show Network. My dad finds her very annoying. He thinks she's a, and I quote, "Bozo", "Airhead", and "Dummy." I think she's hilarious! And she helped make The Proposal a great movie!



Color Me Gone,



Zach