What...A Disappointment (i.e. Chase!)

Chase! C'mon! He was here all weekend and didn't get the opportunity to blog! What a fantastic guest writer.

Zach: You gonna guess blog this weekend, Chase?

Chase: I don't know. Depends if I have something to say.

Chase always has something to say! Sigh. Maybe next time. Thanksgiving is just around the corner and I want some Turkey! And some Blueberry muffins from Aunt Lori! I watched "Dr. Seuss' How The Grinch Stole Christmas" today. Good movie! I'll tell ya what isn't a good movie: 2012. It was totally unnecessary. Luckily, I've done my research (Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia) and I'm totally unconvinced. Our Earth aligning with a black hole or whatever? Yeah right. Mayans? The Mayans were a bunch of nut jobs who sacrificed each other. What kind of game is that? Now, I would hate to offend any person of the Mayan persuasion who reads this blog, but, with all due respect, your ancestors are insane. Why would they do that?

Let's think realistically here; how could it be that these Mayans have magical powers and they can predict when our world ends? Is "That's So Raven" a Mayan? Didn't think so. And again, black hole, alignment, whatever. When you give me a reasonable explanation better than Wikipedia about how this lovely world of ours will meet its demise, please, I implore you, tell me. It won't happen. Wanna know why? Cuz nothing's better than Wikipedia.

I'd like to thank Jared and Chase for warning me about this movie's high stupidity level.

Color Me Gone,

Zach