Yet Another Hilarious Segment of....Late Night Blogging with Zach

Hello. I am watching Conan O'Brien and I thought it was time for this segment again. Seriously, I need more votes on the poll? What's happening? Am I becoming boring? Don't worry. I've heard it all before. Just kidding. Haha. But seriously VOTE!

I don't know if you've noticed, but there are a lot of stupid movies out right now. Seriously I am not interested in any of them. Especially this G.I. JOE nonsense. Yeah, anyone can pretend to be an action figure, OK? Julie and Julia. Ha, chick flick. Along with all the others. Come on people, give me a good, PG-13 movie with a lot of laughs. Or a sad depressing movie that leaves me unsatisfied. Those ones are good. Recently, I've seen previews for horror movies and the voice-over guy is promising a "surprise" ending. These two movies were Orphan and A Perfect Getaway. I figured I would never get the chance to see these movies, so I went on my favorite website, Wikipedia, and spoiled the surprise endings. So tonight I will bring back the segment "Spoiler Alert," which was introduced back in December when I told you all that Marley from "Marley and Me" dies. So:

Orphan:

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The little girl that the couple adopts is actually a 33 year old woman with a growing disorder, who has been posing as a 9 year old girl for a long time. She has escaped from a psych ward and has already killed 12 people. The mother, after finding out this fact, fights with the woman, as the psycho slips into some ice. She asks the mother for help, but the mother kicks her face, breaking her neck, and causing her to drown.

The Perfect Getaway:

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A newlywed couple on their honeymoon vacation on a safari island where they meet with another couple, as they all learn about another newlywed couple who had just been murdered. It is revealed that the newlywed couple are actually two con artists/murderers who "have a habit" of murdering people, then stealing their identities. The other couple figure this out, awesome fight scene, the guy dies and the girl is arrested. The other couple decide to get married, but agree to not have a honeymoon. Hahaha, I wonder why?

Your welcome. Well, I am going to go. Peace out home-dawg'z.

Zach