Hi people.
First off I would like to apologize for my lack blog. I took a break that would hopefully pump me up back into the Blogger's Mode of finding interesting things to talk about. Here's what's been happening:
I got Honorable Mention in my Science Fair. Holler!
My Easter was great!
So was my Spring break!
Except I got 3 teeth pulled.
That sucked.
I went to Kansas City with Dad, Jared, and Brother Dave (We now refer to him as the Long-Haired, keep that in mind Josh/Al)
We saw Boston beat the always pitiful Royals. It was a good time.
Just survived my first week back at school and only have 27 more days to go until I'm free.
I spent this Friday night babysitting (and not getting paid) and surfing TV channels. I stumbled apon a little movie called, "Return to Horror High." I will now give a sypnopsis/review.
This sypnopsis/review may contain spoilers. I'm talking to you, Chase.
5 years ago, several brutal murders occurred at Crippen High School. The school is shut down and forgotten about. Until big-shot wannabe director (Steve Rocco? Who?) decides that a great movie plot could take place at the school. Marsha Brady (I refuse to call her by any other name) is at the crime scene when detective shows up. She explains the situation, and its obvious she has the dedication of Halle Berry combined with the brain of Paris Hilton. It's a win-lose situation for her. Covered, bloodied, contorted bodies lay on the ground. The cops investigate as it is shown back through the day what has happened. George Clooney pretending to be a cop shows up, and then dies 5 minutes later. Throughout the film, the audience is left with poop in their pants. A poop of confusion. One person will die, and won't be seen again, while another person dies as the director yells, "Cut!" Audience is shocked that the main character died, even though they didn't!? Things can go either way when it comes to a death scene. Then, the cops circle in on the killer after everyone else has been murdered. They investigate his shrine, and eventually kill him. Then, at the end, it is revealed that person the cops killed was the killer from 5 years ago, but had nothing to do with the murders that have happened. Well, who murdered the other people???? No one. An actor the cops have been questioning walks out and tells the dead bodies still on the ground that, "It's a wrap." The bodies get off, happy that they flimed the movie, and walk around with fake blood all over themselves. They get in their vans and drive away ASAP so cops don't realized that this was all one big horror movie filming and that they just got the wool pulled over their eyes. I would expect this out of you Marsha, but Detective?? Really? Your an idiot!!
The fact that I intended on watching a horror film and ended up watching a complete spoof was awesome. Although I'm mad at the director for tricking me, on some level, I kind of respect him for it. The witty lines threw off, the blonde chick with boy haircut leading the film, and ending up being diva-actress was brilliant. My confusion over the plot is fading as I realize the things that make sense as I write.
Overall, I give this film a 10 out of 10 for making me laugh at the wittiness of the huiman mind who wrote this film.
Besides these great points, the movie kind of sucked. :)
Color Me Gone,,
Zach
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