Marley & Me

Jared was here and he loves his big brother Zach's blog. It truly is A-MA-ZA-ZAING!

Today i went to see the movie "Marley & Me." It stars Owen Wilson, Jennifer Aniston and Alan Arkin. I balled and blubbered like there was no tomorrow. Huh, just kidding but i did cry. Just not like a baby. The last time i cried over a movie was the last time i saw "The Fox and the Hound." I cry when i see the movie. It's so sad when the Granny takes Todd the Fox back to the woods and the sad music starts playing and Todd and the Granny are both crying. But yeah the reason i was crying was (don't read any further until you see the second line of stars.):

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Marley dies
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Good movie, though. Chinese food was on the menu tonight. I tried some and now i like Chinese Food. I'm pretty bored.

And now, the topic of the day...Overgrown Fingernails. That picture of that psycho who grew them out sooooooooooo long in the Guinness Book of World Records is truly repulsive. It's dirty and disgusting and i don't get why. Now think about why they paint the fingernails. A). there decorating hideous pieces of work and B). It probably costs a lot of money because you go threw a lot of nail polish. Which brings us to the uselessness of nail polish. Honestly, what's the point of decorating the things that can be used as defense mechanisms. Once someone gives me a rational explanation i will understand.

By the way, Jared being so immature, he calls me big brother. He is not younger than me. I am not his big brother. He's only been on this a few times. He doesn't love the blog.

Color Me Gone,

ZAch