Take a seat

Yes, it is time for another life-changing blog post so take a seat, shut up, and read.

First of all, my elbow is absolutely killing me, I have no idear what is wrong with it but it hurts very badly. Allison Iraheta was eliminated from American Idol on Wednesday. I wanted to bang my head against the wall 17 times. Haha, just kidding. I'm not that inhumane. I downloaded a bunch of her songs on iTunes. Mother's Day was Sunday. Treated my mom with respect, etc. Jared and Dad were gone in Columbus for a baseball tourny but since i have a life of my own i didn't go. They came in 3rd place out of 20 teams so they did pretty good. Joan Rivers beat Annie Duke for the title of the Celebrity Apprentice. I was happy about that. In Joan's words, Annie is a "poka playa" and is like Hitler. That is a little harsh, but who cares? That lady is hilarious. I still have 3 projects due: Cereal Box of something I learned this year in Spanish, Volcano for science, and ABC booklet of what I learned in Social Studies. Blah Blah blah. I ended up doing all the work in my frog project because my partner was kinda grossed out and wasn't a steady cutter. I don't blame him. I don't think I will ever be able to look another frog in the eye again, because now I know what goes on inside its body. In 8th grade, we have to dissect the eyes of pigs, sheeps, and cows. Life is just soo hard. I had a SnoCone on Friday. It was the best thing ever. I want another one right now. Too bad I can't have one. My elbow still hurts...

Color Me Gone,

Zach