Thursday, January 21, 2010

The Word Mad is a Zappin' Understatement!

Unless you've been living under a rock, in a coma, or been on vacation in the country of Zimbabwe for the last two weeks, then you probably know about the Conan O'Brien, Jay Leno, Late night fiasco. Well, I'm very angry. Today, January 21, it was announced that after 7 months of hosting, Conan O'Brien is departing from The Tonight Show because Jay Leno's show sucks at everything, and Jay has to be a little girl and get his/her way about everything. Conan O'Brien moved his staff, and himself all the way to Los Angeles so he could host the Tonight Show. Jay Leno said he would retire. BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! The little girl wants to keep hosting because he/she realized that he/she should've never retired in the first place. So he/she gets a primetime show that sucks because people have better things to do at that time of night. So he/she wants another show. And NBC, who, I swear is run by a bunch of 3-year-olds and a few chimpanzees, decides to give the little girl his/her way. But Conan rightfully rejects the offer to switch timeslots for Princess Jay, and NBC fires him, but gives him money in the process. The contract reportedly says that Conan cannot say anything bad about NBC (so I will) and he can't appear on television until September 1st, 2010. I'm probably angrier than Conan. Jay Leno has lost my viewership and unless he has a guest that appeals to me, I plan on switching to Letterman and the always fun extra Chelsea Lately rerun. Sorry Jay. You've lost my respect, girl.

TeAm CoCo!

Color Me Gone,

Zach

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